I SUCK SO BAD AT MUN. WOOO!

Anyway I've been diggin this song I Just Wanna Know by Taio Cruz. Lyrics are okok but the melody is really nice imo. Rare gem that didnt make it big



and this is Gwen Stefanis new single 'Wind it Up'. Some ppl really dont like it esp the weird 'leh oh' part but I like it.

THIMUN update

Well its safe to say our whole delegation got ass-twacked on Day 1. Not only did all our resolutions get subsumed in one way or another, Lippo our only hope was utterly and totally humiliated by 1337 pakistan delegate that pwnzored Timor Leste's own resolution for 'Aid Mission to Timor Leste' with an inhuman reso that covers parts of UN and Timor Leste we have never heard about. Lip was blown away and noobified, and main submitter status was duly stripped from his shoulders and placed on that of his Pakistani counterpart. Cheers Lip :)

And if I may add, the International School of Beijing is actually killing the competition by overkilling all their own resolutions with a meticulous accumulation of data and an aggression of gaylord standards. They are brutal, uncompromising and incredibly proficient at merging every single other clause under their own resolution. So on Day 1 I have officially become a saikang, gathering signatures for CUBA wtfbbq.

Anyway Venezuala actually offered to make me main submitter for Decolonization alternate reso but his idea is very radical and involves potentially pitting UN forces against US forces, and I see no sense in that because US is nearly equal to UN, plus my committee is not supposed to propose military action. Ill see tomorrow.

Cheers my commitee is rather boring. Very clear cut stuff and very clear politically correct answers. I'd rather debate Year of the Potato than Nuclear Radiation really.

BTW PPL WHO DONT UNDERSTAND MUN DONCH WORRY ITS THE CRAPPY WAY IN WHICH UN WORKS. BLOODY TROUBLESOME

PECKPOST

Hello tomorrow is thimun. Wish Timor Leste luck plx.

Anyway today we had thimun meeting at HCI and then we went to Island Creamery for yummeh ice cream. I had a slice of apple pie with cookies and cream ice cream. Pie was mushy, ice cream was awesome.

Anyway I came across these videos today, about golden oldies who are trendy enough to play console games. Very cool

In this one, 87 yo Grandma plays bowling on the wii. I can totally see why wii markets itself as entertainment for everyone now. The controller is so easy to use. Made a real impression on me, and the granny is so enthu!



And in this one, this crabby grandma is like a console addict lolololol. Here she plays OKAMI and like cusses like crazy

PECKPOST

INTER 2 PALERMO 1 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! INTER HAS THE BEST LEAGUE RECORD IN EUROPE!

Oh well, I think I gotta upgrade my com soon. My mouse bottom is scratched, the ram is insufficient for optimum gaming, and I basically need a new com fan. My com is overheating when I play Dreamatch tennis, which is a very, very lousy game that should not be straining the system.

Kwt tells me there is no real need to upgrade the graphics card. So see first then decide. My parents have pretty much greenlighted the upgrade, so that's cool.

Anyway I absolutely love the cooking shows on Discovery travel and living. From about 12-2pm its all cooking. It's so gastronomically-inspirational and of course saliva-inducing. My favourite shows are Oliver's Twist/Naked Chef, Nigella's Bites (which is massively indulgent) , Surfin the Menu and Made to Order. I don't like Keith Floyd that much, too boring and somehow every dish of his has to have like a ton of tomato paste and wine.

Hmm actually I don't really watch mainstream shows like Grey's Anatomy and Lost. I usually like to watch those all at once. But then again I'm too lazy to go around begging for these dvds. And I think the second reason I don't watch them is that I generally don't watch TV from 8-11pm. Anal family thing.

I actually watch a rather eclectic range of shows. Miami Ink, Mythbusters, Jeff Corwin, American Casino, Viva La Bam, Wildboys, Pimp my Ride, Project Runway etc. Yeah things like that. As you can see, I actually don't mind watching some white trash shows ^^

Anyway I decided to put up Akon's I Wanna Love You feat. Snoop Dogg. Now usually I pretty much abhor Akon because his silky thin voice just gets on my nerves so bad. But this is a real nice tune if you excludes Snoop's rapping that no one can ever make sense of. No.1 on the Billboard hot 100.

PECKPOST

Well today has been a boring day, save for the nostalgic movie I watched this afternoon. Kinda embarrassing, but it was Kickboxer starring Muscles from Brussels Jean Claude Van Damme. Haha I used to (not so much now) dig those kinda movies where theres a martial arts competition and like some dude trains for months under some eccentric master, and like eventually becomes as fast as lightning. Very superficial and cliche, but oh wells.

Well half of Van Damme's portfolio actually revolves around that kinda storyline. Kickboxer, Bloodsport 1 & 2, The Legend etc. Suffice to say, I was a real fan when I was young. I loved Arnold, Stallone, Van Damme, Jet Li and a slew of other action stars. Bottom line anything with HIYAAAA YAAA! sounds was my kinda flava. And today's movie brought back some testosterone laced memories hehe.

Anyway shant bore you any longer. Just post some pix.
















First. 1337 training near temple.





















Well anyway in every final fight, Van Damme always gets an ugly beating till some random moment of inspiration comes along. Like he visualizes some cool animal like a hawk or sth, or like his dead brother saying inspirational stuff in a vision. Then as seen in the picture, he goes crazy and suddenly his stats increase 10 fold.





Mabomb berserker rage




















Well...then he starts getting WOO moments. moments when he starts doing flying roundhouse kicks and like everything goes slow. Of course kudos to him for Jean can do air splits like no man can.


KAPOW!



He dispatches his opponent in style. HIYAA! BERSERKER NECKBREAKER CRUNCH!

HELL HAVE NO FURY LIEK JON CLUADE VAN DAMEME!! ROARRRRR!

There are 180 out of 193 countries in the world that are showing the Inter-Palermo top-of-the-table match, and Singapore is not one of them. It just makes me livid with frustration.

Sigh. forza nerazzurri

PECKPOST

Well today was a rather boring day. The church sermon was good though.

Hmm from what I've been reading, Apocolypto is a really good movie. Apparently the visuals are epic and beautiful (and of course violent), and overall its a real experience. Of course I dont expect to be able to see this, because I pretty much anticipate an M18 rating at the very least because of the gore. I mean Mayans like give new meaning to like 'eat yur heart out' -_-

In other news, I was listening to a Katharine Mcphee song leak with much trepidation, and my fears were aggravated into a sputter of disgust. Allow me to explain my initial queasiness. The song is called 'Open Toes' and that title SURELY DOES NOT INSPIRE CONFIDENCE. What in the blue hell? Although I could roughly pre empt it to be a raunchy song (anything other genre...and I can't imagine), how in the world are toes remotely sexy, or like erotic????!?!?

Next up: The lyrics.

Open Toes

I’ve been needing a girls night out
I got nothin’ but hand-me-downs
I need a quick fix to make these clothes hotter
No matter what it is, a girl’s gotta
The pedicure, white tip french
Those legs don’t make no sense
I’m not rich but I bought a diamond anklet
Keep it on, it goes with my outfit

Hey, let’s go
If they’re not too high, too low
I’ll take them home
In purple, red, or gold
Cause I know, them boys
They like those open toes

Jeans all black,
Hair slicked back,
Baseball cap
Still cute in my open toes
Mini skirt, feet don’t hurt
Just a flirt
Too cute in my open toes
Work or play, night or day
Do my thing
Too cute in my open toes

Never too many open toes
A girl needs plenty open toes
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh

These are like the worst lyrics ever apart from Kevin Federline's Popozao. AND NO YOU NOOB BOYS SO DONT JUDGE GIRLS BY THEIR DAMN TOES. I mean like try not to have corns and stuff but really other than that its just weird and fetish-like.

So like check out the song demo man. Pseudo Klubber sia!

PECKPOST

Woo its been a busy and fun 2 days.

Well yesterday zhenghong, lip and alvin yong came over to watch RHCP at slane castle. It was pretty good. Flea's hyper while John Frusciante looks like he's on the verge of druggy OD. ZH and yong were telling sick kokster jokes, we ate a mountain of doritos and we youtubed like crazy.

In other news, my sandals got destroyed yesterday. Was walking out to the bus stop(had an umbrella coz drizzling), and the moment I walked out of the gate some typhoon started. Gaylord heavy, and I got smashed walking up the slope because it's like a freaking river. My Hush Puppies drowned duh. Stupid mother nature. Playing games with my ass.

Yeah so lip stayed over. We did thimun (he did, I tried..), and then we watched Ice Age 2. It's funny but half the story doesn't really follow the plotline.

So that leads us to today. Went with lip, tanneh, smoot and smoots mum for toa payoh care corner outing. We visited a gazillion farms. Some of the kids are pretty irritating. For example I got this indian boy-girl sibling duo of destruction. Kept shouting their asses off. Random things like "SHADDAP", "GIMME YUR HANDPHONE", and "EH SISTA SUMAE" wth.

For like the first 5 hours I kept my cool, before like the boy started screaming in my ear about some handphone. Now that ticked me off. So I was rather blunt to him. "stop shouting can? It's freaking irritating". Unkind, admittedly, but necessary for my sanity.

Then another duo of destruction, some 11 year old girl and her 4 year old brother. Both speak like americans, and both can be rather demanding. Midway they started fighting over the use of a handphone. Smashed each other to tears. Somemore the girl saikang me to carry her bag -_-

Anyway

Goat farm - Well... goats. The dude presenting during the milking was totally holier than thou lah. Faggot was like totally unenthusiastic and condescending. Like he was saying "The goats are behaving better than you ah boys and girls". Piece of shit just coz you like know more about milking goat titties than us doesnt mean crap about your standard of professionalism. Jackass. Anyway the children enjoyed themselves though I was holding the hand of the 4 year old psuedo-american boy because he was scared. I think he had a bad experience with goats before so I really didn't mind. And hes cute so that adds brownie points.

Cuteboy: (softly, earnestly)..........Here got dragon?
Me: Ah yo here no dragon lah!
Cuteboy:........Here got cat?
Me: AH Yo! There are only goats here!

Frog Farm - This was actually pretty good, albeit the fishyness. There were like hundreds of frogs taopoking in the corner of the enclosures. And they rear like sea snails which lay radioactive pink eggs. Looked like tumours. Brrr...Smoot wanted to frollick with the frogs.

Hydroponics farm - I have to admit this one was pretty boring. We had lunch here and lip and I had to brave the massive typhoon to get stuff from the bus. We got gayed badly.

Cow farm - Argubly the highlight and the lowlight of the trip. The dude there looked pretty crusty and world-weary. No surprise considering the state of the farm. A heavenly smell of faeces wafted up our nostrils, saturating our clothes and orifices. It stunned, shocked, wowed our senses into a frenzy. Thats right, little mountains of goodness crossing our paths every now and then. Anyway cows are sick. They are big, huge, stinky, and promiscuous. One of the dudes was so scared he jumped onto me and bit my tummy. Whatever for I dont know but it hurt. The trip was memorable, littered with expletives and collective disapproval all around.

Yeah after all that the 4 of us went out for a while. Watched Casino Royale which is a SUPERB MOVIE. I implore you to watch this because the storyline gives Bond so much more emotional dimension, and the action is superb. And at 2.5 hours its good value for money. WATCH PLEASE.

Anyway the wide variety of food that was consumed in the course of today has effectively messed up my stomach. Goats milk + curry noodle + snacks + mcflurry + nachos + chicken rice = implosion. Basically goats milk doesnt go with anything. Earlier lip was having some tummy trouble, and now I am feeling the very same painus in my anus.

Ok then thx smoot and smoot mum for trip and thx tanneh lip for company.

Anyway, this the funniest advert I have EVER seen. Cheers Beer everyone.

?LIPPOST

Woot, been a crazy and tiring 2 days. Went over to pecks house yesterday afternoon to watch RHCP LIVE AT SLANE CASTLE!!! DVD~!!!! with zh and yong. They completely rocked the show their instrumentals and vocals are like, flawless zomg. And the crowd was like 80k strong EIGHTY FREAKING THOUSAND LOL i wish theyd come to singapore: (. Ate a shat load of nachos + salsa (mmmm), talked some random vulgar shit, laughed at yongs koolio new spex of doom, heard zhs new composition (lawl) and had a pretty good time. ZH and yong had to leave for some group date or something so i stayed at pecks house doing THIMUN shit till 1130, watched ice age 2 till 1+ and stayed over in one of teh spare rooms. Peck ate a whole pack of pork floss rice crackers i na bowl with a spoon wtf hes the only person i know who eats chips out of bowls, just like cereal. wtf. Pecks 3 dogs are pretty cute ill give him that, individually mine is cuter then his, but as a pack of 3 they have group appeal. hehehehehe. like when they sit around you like sentinels acting cute and begging for food.

Woke up at like freaking 7 to get to TPY care corner for the much anticipated farm visit of DEWM with peck smoot and tanneh. So we went there all on time and stuff at 8 sharp, and smoot turned up late half an hour wtf. I wouldve scolded her but her mum was there looking fierce so i shudduped. Hyperactive kids came late, screamed and boarded the bus, screamed somemore, boy a long day. Let me sum it up with a few key words.

SCREAM RUN FIGHT WHINE EAT SHOUT IRRITATE RUDE GOATFARM FROGFARM AEROPONICSFARM PINKTUMOUREGG COW4TEETGOAT2TEET... BITCH FEEDGOAT FROGSPAWN JUMPJUMP RAIN LUNCH RAIN!!! LIGHTNING!!!! SCAREDSMOOT! COW FARM STINK HORNYHUMPYCOW SHIT COW MORE SHIT COW GROSS PUKE CARRYKID BUS TIRED DEGEN and MOLEST. K thats about it. I might have missed some out but, yeah. Im tired as hell. Those kids are freaks.

SO after that hellacious journy we took a break by watching CASINO ROYALE1111oneoneone at TPY. For those that havent seen it yet, GO FREAKING WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. DOENST MATTER IF YOURE BUSY, GO. WATCH. IT. IT R KOOL. IM TOO TIRED TO STATE THE REASONS, BUT STUFFIT AND GO WATCHIT.

K actually i think i missed out alot on details, but im seriously too tired to try and recall what exactly happened, just that i had lotsa fun and am now sitting degening replying emails and clarifying shit on the THIMUN boards. Boo. Thanks again smoot and tanneh for organising it, and smoots mum for sponsering various things im not sure what. And peck for getting his stomach bitten!!! by a small dude. Lol.

PECKPOST

Hello. Nothing much happened today. Slept quite a bit.

Anyway I'm bloody happy princess hours is over on channel u AND that it's been replaced by a really crappy celestial serial. Can finally watch sportscenter at 7.30.

Lip and zhenghong are coming over tmr to watch RHCP at Slane Castle DVD. Very cool. Chilli Peppers along with U2 stage great shows and have like the most rabid fans in the world. So looking forward to that.

On a completely different sidenote, I don't know how many people actually find Daily Show with Jon Stewart funny because of the political context but I absolutely love it. I love the chemistry between stephen colbert and jon stewart and steve carrell. I love Even Stevphen!!!!!! I LUV THIS SHOW WOO!

Anyway I haven't been youtubing much today so I'll just leave you with this old weird video of New Order's True Faith. Love the song

Hooray! Happynooblet has hit its 1000th visitor!

Whoever visited this site at 1035 am today you have won for yourself a bearhug from me and a sloppy kiss from weilip! Come claim yur hypercombo prize!

PECKPOST

lip -> noobie grandson. Tsk

Well if I ever ponned a hospital visit (if any) with no good reason my grandma would probably summon the little strength she had left to spring off the hospital bed and roundhouse-kick my ass. And after that my mum would like twack me for good measure.

Nah just kidding shan't add insult to injury . I wish yur granny like long life and good health and Im sure you are a great grandson (no sarcasm). Ive ponned visits before as well, to be honest.

But its true that when my grandma was in hospital, she liked people to visit her. It makes a difference to old people to know that they are still valued and people still remember them. At least it does to my ama. And I remember everytime she would like start getting emotional about things and start imparting pearls of wisdom in a weepy voice e.g. "daniel, joo must obey yur parents, and joo must study hard".

On a sidenote, my dad just found a dead hornet on the floor of the computer room. About half an hour ago there were some irritating insects flying around and I thought they were like dem no-life beetles. Turns out the thing that hit the fan with a doomsday twang was a hornet. Dang! Little killer could have stuck me and left me for dead!

Anyway, read up this morning about Barack Obama, the hottest Democrat in town and also one of the possible frontrunners of the 08 presidential race. He's damn smart and good-looking he's literally african-american, he works well with republicans, and best of all hes extremely charismatic and humble. What's not to like about him? Well Oprah likes him, and that sorta adds like 90129309120412 brownie points to his case.

I like his style. He doesn't like partisan politics, he always gets the big picture filled with different perspectives, and he doesn't bullshit. Of course not to say he's flawless. He fudges certain big issues, and he treads a dangerous line by trying to make everyone happy. You can check out the Time article about him online @ (hehe to the few that are interested)

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1546362-1,00.html

Anyway heres a video clip of him on the Daily Show. So charismatic and funny



And here is something more mainstream. All American Rejects - It Ends Tonight. Love the tune

LIPPOST

Ok got back from uber fun picnic of win at east coast with tanneh and smod, a little sunburnt very tired but generally happy. Woke up this morning pissy cuz everyone here is stressed and touchy and pissy about things happening generally so everyones snappish and irritating ragh. Oh well about teh picnic, sat under a tree for a few hours getting my head cooked by the sun so much so i had to pities and call headache. Ate nice stuff smud and tanneh brought (yay i didnt bring anything cept cookies but we didnt eat them cuz we were too goddamn full.) I exhibited utter shamelessness by giong to macs and asking for 6 packs of sauce (bbq+curry, not ketchup) at once, and the poor person there had no choice but to give hawhawhahw. Bowled 1 game, got owned by smoot, owned tanneh cuz shes noob.... Talked about some shit, drank nice stuff, then cycled for a fair bit (hence the burn and the tirednessnessness), bitch a lil, do stupid stuff, crash, met some RJ doods doing cip with some kids at the beach(yay). And now im here.

Im feeling semi-guilty about not going to see my grandma in teh hospital tonight, cuz this morning i said i would, but im just too goddamn tired to move, so ill call her instead and talk a little over the phone. : ( sucks.

Oh well cant think of much more to write about, downright suckyshit start to the day sigh, thanks tanneh and smoot for cheering me up (and crashing into a metal thing that invoked pities). Woots. Thanks for song cher.

PECKPOST

Hello everybody. Finished reading Night by Elie Weasel sometime in the wee hours of this morning. Rather vivid recount, and its sad because everything is rather numbed. Technically speaking an easy book to read. About 120 pages. Now I'm like courting death by starting on Globalization and its Discontents by Stiglitz. I'm so gonna raid it for Geog L3 examples.

Anyway its rather hard to find people to watch Casino Royale. And like if you cant find a cool group of people, its hard to motivate yourself to get out of the house as well. Yeah but I understand that this movie cannot possibly appeal to the female gender. Hot babes, guns, cars, gaylord-ugly spy protagonist...what more could women not want?

Anyway these are some really good shows that are considered Oscar Contenders






The Queen Comedy/Drama about Queen Elizabeth II. Helen Mirren is nearly confirmed to be the front runner for the best actress Oscars. Rottentomatoes gave it a near flawless 98%, which is phenomenal













Dreamgirls - Some 1960s afro-american musical thing. There's Beyonce, Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Hudson. Doesn't interest me




Shows that could be good:









The Pursuit of Happyness: Will Smith emos his ass off




















Apocalypto: Mel Gibson ownz the Mayan empire

















Letters from Iwo Jima: War film. Mostly looking at Ken Watanabe performance. Actually thinking of it, his name is rather humorous. Ken Wat-a-nabe. haha bad joke.





Anyway Simpsons movie teaser. I think its pretty good for a teaser

LIPPOST

Hello nooblets peck has posted his 3, i shall post my 1. Pretty boring these few days, other grandma got admitted to hospital :< cuz of abnormally high BP (like over charts wtf?). Nurses screwing around with the tests and shit stressing parents out who stress out stress me out pots. Oh well pots. Nothing going on these days, been reading up on my THIMUN shit, found an uber website that has all the SC and non-SC resolutions regarding Timor-Leste from like 1970-Oct 2006 (wow). Imma just copy paste vague clauses from each resolution so that itll look really good but not mean anything, since theyve already been passed. hawhhaHAHW.

I bought my RHCP Live at slane castle deliberating between going to 1) smoots house with peck to watch, 2) pecks house with Zh to watch 3) zhs house with peck to watch. Cuz my house's dvd player blew up or something. Sucks. Oh well, started on handmaid's tale, finished up all my backdated economist (like 10 of them) woots. How eggciting eh? Tomorrow though, will be eggciting ;)

PECKPOST

Hello. Been a busy day.

First went to Expo for church because I didnt attend my usual one yesterday (was sleeping). And the sermons are getting rather boring because City Harvest is in the Arise and Build frenzy period to raise building funds. So every week is essentially the same faith-boosting, WOO-WE-KEN-DO-IT message, cept its artfully taken from different section of the bible.

I got to be honest, the main thing thats keeps prompting me to try and get close to God has got to be fear. The fear of hell, the fear that he won't bless me if I don't have faith. Its a terrible way to restart, really. It's probably the wrong way to restart. At least for me, christianity is not all about loving Him...one of my grieviances with this religion. Hehe what I really need is probably one of those kickass touches of the holy spirit that like make me flop around on the floor or sth. Its easy for those types to believe.

Well after church we went to check out the food fair at Expo. Its pretty cool actually. Lots of free samples, lots of interesting hard-to-find food e.g. brown rice tea

me: Isn't it kinda contradictory?? Like brown rice...is not tea.
memum: I duno lah.
medad: uh....taste like tea....slurp slurp

And the dude who was advertising on stage for sharks fin was really 1337 in his marketing.

dude: Ah ya da jia kan, ban he yo ZHE ME DUO, ZHE ME DUO yu ci ah! zhi yo $10!!!!

Haha somehow it cracked me up, him trying to convince audiences there's a hella lot of sharksfin on the plate.

Anyway then i watched the 2nd and 3rd set of roger federer smashing james blake to pieces in TMS Shanghai. Federer is not my favourite player, though he is the best. I have a few. Ivanisevic, Henman, Santoro. Ivanisevic is raw spirit, Henman is grace, Santoro is touch. Santoro especially impresses. He is a 2 hander on both forehand and backhand side, and his style of play is beautiful. There is hardly pace in his shots, rather technique and speed of step. Its really too bad there are nearly zero matches of them anymore, because Henman and Santoro suck in rankings, and Ivan retired.

After dinner went to robinsons to pick up a cheapo suit for thimun. Suits are rather in conflict with my casual style of dressing, really. Luzzers like me don't even have jeans, much less full length suits. So we got a comparatively cheap jacket-pants combi. 246 bucks inclusive of alterations is reasonable ( I think). Anyone who knows I got ripped off please do tell me.

Yeah so I'm quite tired. Been reading the WWII-survivor story Night by Eli Weasel. Of course, being as superficial as I am, the first thing I noticed was that this dude has a really sneaky name! Dang who calls themselves Weasel!!!

PECKPOST

Well since my dad will be away during christmas period (fishing), my mum asked if I wanted to go anywhere overseas this hols. Well I told her I wasn't interested in any asian country to be honest, which in this case rules out everything she was thinking about. In fact I'm not interested in going anywhere.

Hmm I'm not sure why I feel so reluctant to go. For one, I don't dig guided tours. For two, its tiring to holiday. You don't necessarily recharge. Thirdly, its too late. If you had asked me to go overseas in the incipient stages of the hols, maybe I would have considered because after all, all it takes the place of are weeks of mindless self-indulgence. I can only think of one place where I would like to go, and that's USA, but that is obviously off the cards. Such holidays are for the entire family, and like happen once in a decade.

Yeah one more thing, my mum is so shrewd about holidays that she expects something in exchange for them. It irritates me when she says stuff like "oi holiday already, when we get back must work very hard ah????!?!?!?!"

Well my dad's going fishing on some huge, opulent boat - a trimaran to be technical. Fishing is totally a Baby Boomer pastime. I honestly have no patience for it, and being the pseudo clean-freak that I am, what irks me more than fish guts on my shirt and raw bait in my hands? The last time I went to a big kelong I hooked the damn kelong instead of the fish lol. At first its like omg i gots a whopper! then like no shit some spoiler comes and tells me I hooked a wooden pillar.

Was rotating between federer-nadal match just now and mtv trash. Haha I love watching wildboyz and Viva la bam. White trash that actually achieved the american dream, with an utter disregard for authority and of course the insane stunts. Its badass entertainment.

Yeah and this is the video for supergrass' Alright. Totally slacker ^^

Hmm THIMUN's in like 10 days and I still feel fucking clueless. I don't know how to write a proper resolution, and neither do I know what to expect of other delegates. Gosh, hope I don't like screw up majorly. LIP I NID HELP. I AM A SELF-CONFESSED NOOB. TEACH MEE MASTA!

PECKPOST

Hello everybody, for the past half hour I've been distracted from reading about dear little timor leste by this badass addictive reflex game. Actually most people should have played this before, the one with one red square and 4 evil blue squares, where the red square must avoid the blue ones. Heres the link:

Pwn my reflexes plx!

I've seen easier versions of this before, where the sequence of the blue squares are always the same. But this is randomized. Its bloody hard. My pb is 11.7 seconds and I got lucky with that. So if you beat 15 seconds, its either because you played for like 10 hours straight and got lucky, or your reflexes are freaking sharp. Unless of course, I'm the one with the reflex problem...

Of course if you are the faint-hearted sort, and like refuse to put your slow, corpse like fingers through the shameful trauma, there is the easy version :)

For noobs in denial!

For this one its kinda easy to get to 20 seconds, but after that its all downhill.

Anyway, for a bonus, HOW BOUT AN OWNAGE ARTICLE ABOUT BRAD PITT FOR TEH LADIES HUH!!!!! WHOOPDEEEDO! IVE BEEN SAVIN THIS FOR A RAINY DAY!!!!!

Click here to be blown away (scroll down for my comments)
















...
Ok bloody weird. Wedgies are painful you know :/ Like Brad Pitt may be like greek-god sexy, but to wedgie oneself, greek-god or not, is incredibly unmanly, and to put it bluntly....unhygenic.

3 letters. w t f

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OMG i actually forgot to blog about teh nyx's intel party of dewm which convinced me utterly that nyx has about 235102312412423 times my intelligence o.O. So i was supposed to be a PI dude trying to find out something im not sure what, oh yea my employer, But my employer died but not really she just faked death to run away, just like her husband, who was actually her doctor who killed himself, who is also my employers husband, which is um. Nvm. Wilson was a business associate, like me, but i was actually a PI, and hes actually a government agent, someone nyxs husband dealt with, the doctor actually, and the lawyer dude was actually a girl, wow um, rabbit empire ftw? um cannonball ftw? slave trader ftw? K icecream ftw. Nyx ftw.

K i mdone man im confused. TY Nyx for party, ill try harder next time, but i r stoopid so forgive me. :::: D < --- spider smiley

LIPPOST

Heyo nooblets been a pretty tiring day, woke up at liek 7.30 to do pooshups and own myself hawhaw. Played wow for a while before heading off to CIP with tanneh and smoot (i swear were seeing each other every day of the week since). Met wilson and tanneh for lunch at mos i completely indulged in teh teriyooki burger and the kaikaigakgagega rice burger woots was so full and sleepy after that i bugged smoot relentlessly and fell asleep on the sofa at teh cip place. Oh and tanneh embarrassed us all again at lunch by like spilling her milk tea and throwing her half eaten soggy bread around. Sigh.

Then the kids came and hysteria ensued. We made little bags of cute potpouri that stank a little for them to gibchew the elderly (like smoot) for christmas. They turned out pretty cool though we made them from cheapshit 1buckfor1000000materials. Then we made christmas tree shapes from the chip sponges we had left over, made _____ a chio necklace out of sponge bits/air filter for christmas ;). Smoot got owned by deh kids who mercilessly tickled her hawhawhaw they left me alone though cuz im fierce and deadly looking. Yup cant wait for the farm visit.

: ) Yup cya peeps sometime next week :)

spidey 3 trailer

PECKPOST

Nothing much to say.

Had tuition. Laptop man came to fix laptop keyboard. Dell's service has been really inept. Did you know Dell's base is in Penang (no not KL. Penang) so everytime you need to fix your com there're longer waiting times and more bureaucracy. I remember my dad got really pissed off at their service and practically abused the poor pawn technician. Started like angsting about malaysians and like asking the salesman if he's from malaysia :/

Actually it was just the amount of time they took, thats all.

My sis is having her exams, so I must pray for her. Well I told her I would fast. So tomorrow no lunch or dinner for me. Hope it helps. Well my sis has been visiting the blog regularly. So charmaine gimme a shoutout on the taggy please. Or like send me an email please.

Hmm its boring at home. Dogs daoing me coz of their new chicken plastic toys, ama cant hear me, mum in love with korean princes, sis in us, dad..well its hard to talk about meaningful things with him, maids got their own stuff. Dont dare to play ET because Ill get addicted. Dont feel like doing work though I should.

Been wanting to watch the tennis masters cup shanghai. But firstly its not live, and secondly its at mighty irregular times. Hmm I don't actually watch super duper mainstream shows like lost, greys anatomy, despo housewives etc. The main reason is that I don't really watch tv in the 8-11 pm bracket. Im a sports junkie, and I enjoy a lot of other shows on discovery travel channel and mtv. Haha my current watching hours are 12- 2 pm and 11pm-any at shitass time you can think of.



As everybody knows, happynooblet is a very educational site as well. So today's 1337 youtube video is one of non-newtonian liquid aka shear thickening fluid. Now on its own these fluids act like a liquid but once you apply stress to it, it acts like a solid. Bloody cool lah. Those that live in condos go dump like 50 tons of corn starch in your pool plx.

Woo second post of the night? Sorry just gotta angst

Princess Hours has my mother under its/her thumb. Like now when shes watching the tv episode she'll majorly dao me, which irritates me. Then first she pesters my ass off to get her youtube videos, then once I perform my pawn duties, she angsts at me and makes me shift com. Not worth it. Today the internet connection wasnt working too well and the downloads werent coming through. You could see her princess hours withdrawal. Begging me for more downloads, watching reruns, the works. Tsk, no sympathy indeed. And if you noticed, she watches the TV series and the youtube video, which means shes watching the bloody thing TWO TIMES. BAH

Anyway just posting up 2 videos by brit band The Feeling. Very catchy. I like em!

As everybody says, Never be Lonely sounds average till the dude sings Bbbbbbbbb-baby!


Another one of their more prominent songs - Sewn

LIPPOST

Yeap today has been a fun day indeed. I shall give my version of events.

Day started with oh so interesting econs lecture which i didnt need to go for but went for anyway cuz im damn show off and kiasu la. I copied a little useful shit down although i disagree with what some of teh lecturer said, laughed at smoot a little cuz she had teh notes (heheh sorry im mean:). History was next and i swallowed another serving of ms ng's spoonshovelling 101 for nationalism woots. I credit 90% of my sea grade to her. Wait make it 100.

Then TEH UBER FUN STARTED with smoot blender peck boodi and i trooping off to orchard for lunch and shopping for bugis (tanneh nubby had to go after lunch : D). We then spent about 4? hours walking around bugis laughing at ultra mini skirts and lacey notmuchlefttoimagination tops and wondering if someone would wear them HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Peck and i laughed our guts out at various bling, hypnotising clothes (like zebra), more bling, and ahlian apparel that was O M G ugly.

I set out with a few objectives 1) get my wallet 2) get my u2 dvd 3) get a shirt. guess what i didnt achieve any of them cuz im a selective lil' biatch and not so impulsive like teh others. We mustve stopped at about 102910933790258408208912083190283190 earring shops tho i admit some were pleety pleety (some even looked eatable!!!) I am PISSED cuz my u2 dvd was 1 ONE ONE ONE disc long and costed 45 bucks so i didnt buy it in the end. But smod says she'll hlep me look for a cheaper one in aus. Awwww.

One good thing was that i ended up buying my mum cranberry scented (i nearly typed flavoured) shower gel as a semi-apology for being pissy a few days back, and also cuz i had to put my money to good use. She was kinda happy and surprised maybe now she'll give me more money so ill TRY to go shopping more and not buy anything more and buy her more things more. Hhahahahaahhaah damn im sad.

So anyways thanks to smud and blender for putting up with our utter UTTER NONSENSE im surprised some shop keepers didnt throw us out and actually agreeing to go shopping in the first place. Peck learnt new things, namely, how to tell a Top from a Bottom, and how Short is Short and how Lian is Lian. Grats peck, one day itll come in useful. If not you can at least laugh your sorry ass off.

Tomorrow is nyx's oober partey thing, i hope i dont screw it up cuz it actually requires thinking and i suck at that kinda thing unless its school related :(. Sorry in advance if i do! But i try anyways ok????? ^.^

I WANT MY BLOODY DVD u2 LIVE FROM SLANE CASTLE IF SOMEONE GIV SME THAT I WILL <3>

Hello people, it has been quite a fun day so far. In the morning I went to school for econs and physical geog revision class. Both were ok I guess. The highlight really was mizz laws rofl mess-up.

Well to set the scene, just about 1, 2 days ago I found out from Dee that bicultural trip had been cancelled. Apparently the mosquitoes are raging hell on dehli and excreting the dengue virus in every orifice they find or create. I am disappointed, but at the same time I dont have so much pressure from my parents concerning the amt of time I have to study -.- . So yeah you definitely cannot consider my situation dire in the light of dee's fix, where she abandoned ppp attachment to to go for bicultural. That must really suck for her :/

So anyway mizz law was finishing with her 1337 geomo mindmaps. Then she asked me if I had done the holiday questions she had assigned me. Well my reply was an honest no. Then she started angsting about how I had India trip......

Me: Ah ya mizz law India trip cancelled

MizzLaw: Huh? Why cancelled

Me: Ah ya mam the dehli public sch very anal coz got mozzies destroying people over there

MizzLaw: Huh what are mozzies. Muslims ah?

Me, smoot brenda: O.0 o.O O.o massive -wthwthwthwthwthwhtth-

Lol that is soo how you wrongfully malign muslims.

Kinda funny. Funnier if you were there.

Anyway in the afternoon went to bugis junction to shop with weilip smoot and brenda. Cher and Tanneh pangseh us :| The shopping was ok, but the company was great. Lip was being a real funny tard and the girls were really sporting about our nonsense, and that made it real fun. Actually shopping aint that bad, especially if its a new place and there are all sorts of crappy clothes around to make jibes at. Haha the best shopping I did was buying bubble solution from watsons (which my dogs didnt like - the bubbles, that is) and the rest was like holding weilips bag while he changed like 197893249023 times to see if he like looked gay in long-sleeved shirts. Friggin selective. Still, all was futile, he bought nothing cept cranberry body scrub for his mom :/

PECKPOST

Hello. I dont really have time at the moment to analyse indepth the pissifying attitude of the
http://bloggerhelpdesk.blogspot.com blogger but I can assure you that he is a real nitwit attention whore.

For one, he says that to raise your visitor count, posting your link on other people's blogs is a good idea. Practical yes, irritating yes as well.

I quote his blog

If you're going to POST a comment on another BLOG, it's a good idea to actually read the site(s). That way, your true intentions for leaving a comment won't be discovered by the BLOGMASTER

Woo S C O R E you attention whore! No shit! I can totally not see your intentions in posting a link of your site! Nono its not to impose a holier than thou attitude to cure yur insecurities, and nono its not to score 2 cents on google adsense.

Moreover, this smartarse has ALL-NEW Blog Commandments.

1) Thou Shall Spellcheck Thy Blog

2) Thou Shall Proofread Thy Blog

Get a life man. Faghat is not in the dictionary. Neither is Asswipe. Haha well weilip should take offence from this because weilip severly distorts his language in every blog post.

Hoho as you can see I must be quite bored with my life to start flaming this dude.

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Anyways on a completely different note. HAPPYNOOBLET GOT ONE REALLY SMART VISITOR. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
























Well I would count my sister but that would be self indulgent, since by implication that means Im pretty smart too ^.^

Lippost

Ah well been pretty boring these couple of days, daily routine = wake up, run a little, shower, play wow for a few hours, read economist, read book, read timor leste shit (PECKY START), talk shit online, rinse repeat yadayadayada. Teh bore. 11/11 was slightly more interesting, but not by much (heheheh winks kidding), was about the most interesting day of teh week. Woot econs lecture tomorrow hooray hist and econs revision shit on toosday hooray time to be kiasu and also visit smud at teh scons lecture hawhawhhawhwahahahwhawhh im a mean bastard.

On a random note, parents being a little pissy cuz i played for like the longest time today (i think 6 hours with a few breaks) and they were trying to clean up the entire top floor, and i stopped helping them after my room was done ^^. But whatever noobs QQ more cry me a rivvverrrr.

K done ranting will post when theres more interesting shit going on. damn pecks life is liek amazingly cooler then mine, freaking duck-whore.

My mother has just scared me shitless by watching an estimated 8 hours of princess hours in one night. ONE FREIGGIN NIGHT. Insane woman lah. I never thought the rate of my youtube downloading would be outstripped by her rate of watching but she has accomplished the unthinkable.

Its 3.30 am now and the krazywoman just finished watching her fill.

So like over the past 2 days ive been downloading 10 min segments of youtube of princess hours. Enough for 8 episodes = 8+ hours. This is not like the tv one which is essentially about 40 minutes. The original segments are damn solid long.

So I thought I'd give my mum a preview to kill time while I was in church today. So

550 pm- 7 pm. She watched ( i count that as night too, because thats when night falls ^^)

Then what transpired was truly mindblowing.

8.30 pm - 1.30 am Watch ass off

1.30 am - 1.45 am - Eat goodies she bought in HK

1.45 am - 3.30 am Watch ass off while on sugar rush.

8 hrs. Damn shes turned into an obssessive fangurl.

For posterity's sake, I snapped a shot of this momentous moment of degeneration. The radical smile says it all.

















Nay, but this dotage has surely overflowed the measure


On another completely unrelated note, Ive got an impending feeling that I have been going for only 3/4 of the church service every week. I always thought the youth service was 6-7.30pm, but of late my better logic has been telling me its longer than that. Well usually I walk out at 7.30 because I expect them to start the altar call in 3 min and Im not interested. Unwise sia. I decided to stay the course today and sure enough it ended at 8 pm. And this unintended ponning has been happening for the past 2 months. Doh no wonder Im always the only dude waiting in the carpark. Big dude in the sky cant be that happy either I would think :|

Yo people. My parents just came back from HongKong. And THEY BOUGHT TWO DUCKS. WOOOOOOOOOOO! That made me really happy. These Hong Kong ducks are juicy, tender, tastefully fatty and tantalizingly SCRUMPTIOUS. OOOOOH LALALALALALALLLALALA. THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN IS MADE OF.

Heres my good friend. The Duck.


















Let not Maria's devious smile belie her destructive nature


















Holy crapper she decapitated it. Taking it apart with relish somemore.



















More duck camwhoring pls.


















And I was actually pleasantly surprised when my mum brought out these soccer figurines she bought over there. She said " I remember your adriano". Thx I do appreciate these little things you remember.


















Well Adriano doesnt quite look the right shade of brown, but figo looks pretty spot on. And no inter shorts are not gay blue. But nevertheless its the thought that counts.



















Anyway on a completely separate note, PW is over. I've had a really good time with my groupmates. We were perhaps not as over-the-top (in a really good way) as smoots group, but it was a group that was very well balanced out, and towards the end I was really enjoying myself. From Teas absolutely shameless jokes to chers very bubbly enthusiasm to els wise thoughtful brooding to onyees motherly authority to annliangs weirdass funny stiffness (along with occasional slips of the primal animal within :] ).....at the end everyone just seemed to play off each other nicely. Hmm actually I fear I could get more distant from these people without pw.

PECKPOST

Hello people. Being the totally happening entertainment guru that I am, allow me to draw your attention to one of the most hotly anticipated comic-book adaptations to reach your theaters next year. Its an adaptation of Frank Millers 300

300 is about the Battle of Thermopylae where 300 spartans and about 700 other noobs defended some mountain pass against 260 000 persians. Imba is an understatement duh. Now spartans are like the worlds best fighters. If the baby sucks, the spartan dudes throw it away. Brutal sia. So these dudes really know how to kick some ass because its all they do. Kickass all day.

Now the point is, the trailer looks amazing. As one site puts it, its like a moving graphic novel, where the humans arent 'real', but part of one big awesome moving image. And I totally get the same vibe. Totally.





Here are 2 trailers. Some things are repeated. But most stuff is surreal and visually enthralling and adrenaline pumping. Now this is what comic book movies shd be like. Eat your heart out spidey.

Ok hahah blogger is seriously pissing me off. I cant post, log out, create a new account, do any shit except type stuff in this box so i can copy paste and send it to peck to help me post. Blogger FTL.

Yay. PW is over! Bullshitted through another year's project thingum, lied again said i did something i actually didnt do. : ) hahaha noob moderators.

Went to it sooshee with tanneh and smud tanneh embarrassed us both by itting like a noob and being overly eggcited about random things on the conveyor belt. I ate some salmon that was sub-par but it settled my craving temporarily. Teh soft shell crab was pretty good though. :) I will it good salmon when my mum pays :)

We then trooped over to toapayoh carecorner for cip with a bunch of freaky kiddos that are like energizer freaking bunnies. After a while i gave up trying to calm them down and just resigned myself to letting them fly around me doing whatever they wanted. They didnt make too much of a mess though, we made some cool pressies for the elderly (smoot included) for christmas. We also taught them imba christmas songs like jingle bells lawl, i witnessed the true powa of smoots choir voice11!1!1!!one. I think it shattered windows and broke bones. K we ate popcorn and crap and had fun decorating some strange magazine holders that actually turned out pretty nice, even though i screwed 2 up with my -10000 level artistic skills. Will be looking forward to taking these nooblets out to the farm, man crocs will have a fun time :) hehehhehHEHEhhe.

On a random note, this video totally OWNS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-ACkYmdc4
U2 Fans or music fans in general PRIS watch it bono owns it up with my fav song of like ever. Hits ya like a truck.
And of course > Sometimes you cant make it on your own: Uber emo song for his dad, faint hearted will cry cry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf0I5c1gmO4&mode=related&search=
Seriously, one of the most heart-wrenching songs i've ever heard, right up there with Tears in Heaven. Death songs are always the most powerful (watch his voice like semi-break). Lyrics are so apt too i <3 it.

PECKPOST

Yo peeps my parents went to Hongkong for a conference. Will be back in 3 days or sth. They said they'd try to sneak a baked goose or a duck. But seriously how easy is it to sneak a goose or duck -_-.

Anyway today I skipped 550 times. Literally skipping my ass off man. Haha numbed legs numbed ass. 550 is pretty pathetic though. My toes got whooped by the plastic rope, freaking painful.

I dont know if you people watch top 10 things for david letterman show. I used to be a massive fan. Absolutely weirdest things that are so frickin funny. Here its "the top 10 things that sound creepy when said by john malkovich". Ive a feeling you'd be more wthbbq then tickled lol.



And this one is just plain funny. Napoleon dynamite self-destructs on letterman



NOW KNOW HOW TO HOST YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

Hello everybody. Check out Times Inventions of the Year at cnn.com. Here are some of the awesome stuff they have. SO COOL!!!




















OM G BEEPER TO FIND YOUR LOST STUFF. I DIG THIS BIG TIME. SO FREAKING COOL. I SO NEED THIS RADIO FREQUENCY TAG THINGY FOR EVERYTHING. ILL ATTACH IT TO WALLET DOPOD CD FILE PE CLOTHES EVERYTHNING
http://www.time.com/time/2006/techguide/bestinventions/inventions/home.html














LITERAL AIR BED HOW FREAKEH IS THAT???!?!?!??!?!
http://www.time.com/time/2006/techguide/bestinventions/inventions/home2.html

























NANO UMBRELLA THAT DONT GOT NO WATER? HOLY SHIT!
http://www.time.com/time/2006/techguide/bestinventions/inventions/clothing.html

mofo pw.

its pretty late.

AHHHHHHHOOGLYGWOOOGLYMUCHABUCKABOIGNBOINGBOINGHOLYAHHHHHHBOOGABOOGA
BUGA

STUPID PW STUPID PW PIEC OF SHIT

HAHAHAHAHHHQH!HH!H!HHHAHAHH!HHHQHHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHAH

peck posting for lip again.

LIPPOST <--- HAHAHA

Hahahhaa so i decided to blog about the ubercool gepzZx reunion party at the ubercool RJC amphitheatre that peck was obviously too cool for. There were a couple of cool events like:

1) The food was good we had some sliced beef/lamb/mystery meat thing that was pretty cool, sausages about the size of rabbits, chissy brocolli, baked potato yum yum and apperclumbernaiskrim.

2) The music was horrible cuz eechong attempted to sing. that is one memory i do not want to relive. please die and stay burning.

3) Some teachers came back!!!!! Yay for mrs yapyap and mrs smith and ms johnson and mrs lim woots to you. Sorry mrs yapyap had to endure a frisbee to the head, but that was all of geralds fault and take it as a compliment 1) your tall 2) everythings attracted to you. :)

4) Panial got his face smashed with aiscrim by shaun liu. Ninja pwned. Then he raged and smashed teddy with aiscrim too. Hahahahah then i was damn paranoid and i evaded all other attacks. : )~ I think alinubby too. hahahaha neeblets@dodging.

5) alvin yong came in looking like an idiot but everyone laughed anyway. He then ran away cuz his pw group VERY IMPORTANT with VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE who sent him to kope food so he MUST DO. hyehyhehyeh

6) it took the combined mental power of han and gordon to narrowly beat me at reversi. han was getting raped before gordon stepped in.

7) my pw group is panicking in the background while i blog. smoot is trying to apply a mudmask. wtpot. vain shit. whiteRose -- says (4:20 PM):
i cannot put on mudmask
o0lollolippo / i'm looking down, now that it's over reflecting on all of my mistakes says (4:20 PM):
.....
whiteRose -- says (4:20 PM):
w/o a mirror

8) im not really panicking

9) the sokker doods came in half way having actually won 4-1, ongbak didnt score.

10 (the best): HAN ASKED MRS YAP IF SHE WUZ PREGNANT AGAIN, AND SHE SAID NO AND TROLL SMASHED HIM. THEN ONG BAK ASKED HER AGAIN AND GOT A LESSON ON ASKING SENSITIVE QUESTIONS. MRS SMITH SAYS YOU GOTTA SAY SOMETHING LIKE "ARE YOU IN TEH FAMILY WAY" OR SOMETHING I DONT REMEMBER. HAN + GEN = STUPID.

11 (final): The next batch of RJ students = no hope. We asked ms johnson and mrs smith to give us a little hope, and they said there was none to give. Prepare for shitty juniours next year everyone.

12) Oh smoot and tanneh tried to own me but they are weaksauce.

O M G

TODAY CHER CALLED ME A SLUT.

HURTFUL SIA :/

(CONDDEM HER ACTIONS PLXX AND NO I NEVER INCITE HER)

Anyway today we went for some pw marathon in school. Took 5 freaking hours. And point is I still have problems with my speech which makes me stagnate at low EE. Now apparently I fluctuate too much between humorous and serious and I need to choose between either. She prefers serious, Tea says I should stay humorous, cher says I should be more sincere. WHAT DO I DO HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! CB PW! ITS ON MONDAY AND I STILL DONNO

Ok winching my ass off today. Totally being an angsty fag.

Hmm perhaps Im overestimating this troublesome indecision. Simply irritated that my style is not going down well with the teacher. Haizz today was just a really off day. Murphys law like kicked my ass. Hot comlab, queasy stomache (not smootmums fault, my greed), late night, tuition.

Hmm. Anyway smoots party was pretty good fun. Her haunted house is bloody scary and the cockroaches really got to me. And I fell in the drain. No I walked into a drain. Haha my f-bomb rippled the midnight air as I screeched in dismay. Apologies to people who were offended.

Actually Im not that angsty anymore. My angst doesnt last too long. Well only on occasions. Those are the days when I choke my dogs when they jump on me.

Woo I am rocking to "My Sharona" by the Knack. What an awesomely catchy 70s song. Badass! I insist that everyone youtubes it!

LIP POST (well its peck posting for lip, because lip cant log into blogger. Luzzer.). The language is pretty shitty too btw. But its ok. Its lip after all.

Okie here we go

START OF DEGEN

Lol ok everyones chinese was alright compre ezez but compo maybe i wont do so well for yea? But who cares the main highlight of teh day was of cuz teh highly sekret and excloosive HALLOWEEN PARTY FOR ULTIMATE WINNERS AT SMUDS HOUSE(S) OF HORRORW!!!!!oneone!1!1eleven.

So anyway smud boodi and i completely scrooed up one of smuds many abandoned houses nearby into an ultrafreaking imba horror nightwalk of mcuh duwm with like dead dolls and red spray paint on the walls and bloody hooks and nails and bloodstains and stuff. We kinda got killed by inhaling all that paint but man it was worth it, was even pretty freaky in daylight. Imagine like pitch black, with torches. much love. Like smods bed *winks winks* hehehe.

We got ourselves screaemd out by watching Scream :O like literally :O <--- scream face. Kaywhy is voted the official most humji guy his scream is mega gaylord, cher is voted most involved with teh character like she was near cwying zomgozomg hahwhahhahw boodi just hid her face and the rest found it pretty funny after a series of cheap scares. Like, you can only get freaked out so many times by a man in a white gaylord mask jumping out from shadow and stabbing people and ripping their guts out. (BTW DINNER WAS VERY GOOD AS USUAL) Movie was cool cuz it set teh mood for the ultimate nightwalk of doom which everyone gamely agreed to do. Imagine liek hide and seek in a pitch black house with shit written on the walls and ripped dolls on the beds and bloodstains on mirrors and stuff. We spent like 10 to 15 minutes inside that hellhole screaming our guts out randomly cuz people would see someting random like a cockroach or a bloodstain or a fake woman and scream and everyone else will scream like real burly men. I decided not to be mean to cher and scare the shit out of her cuz i could, but yea i m like nice and all and i figured a fainted cher would not have augured well for a party of that sort. HEHEHEH. Massive ownage ensued for a while until everyone got too scared and decided to go out. Yep i really dont have much more to say, except boodi is a slud hahaha everyone agrees with me, and that if you want to REALLY see what the house looked like check out smuds blog (pictures should be up sometime tomorrow), so you can just imagine : ). Heh, so thanks everyone for being so sporting, esp smoot for playing host and allowing us to mess her house up, kaywhy peckie cher blender and boodi for being brave and pudi for being the bravest of us all by doing it solo. : ) Yeah thanks aunty for the jam !!! and dinner!!! Heheheheh haunted abandoned house ftw plx.

Well you know, since weilip is like crapping around trying to pass his chinese, Ill just have to keep up the consistency and bear the name of happynooblet on my own.

Well today was an interesting day. After all the admin matters and meetings, I talked a bit with xy before going home for tuition. And I got some damn weird oldish taxi driver. First thing he said (after I told him where to go):

Taxi Uncle: Hey boy Ill bet with you. If I guess correct you pay double, if I guess wrong i charge you free. Ok boy? I bet with you

Me: -obviously perturbed-: Uh....huh..

Taxi Uncle: -drumroll- You are a foreigner

Me: -wtf?- No lah uncle Im not a foreigner

Taxi Uncle: Yes you are.

Me: -WTF?- Uncle Im not lah! How can I be a foreigner.

Taxi Uncle: Ah ya must be. You have some sort of slang when you talk.

Me: -stunned -____- ......... No lah uncle, Im really singaporean.


Wah lao do I really have "a slang" in the way I talk? I didnt say anything controversial to him like yo homie or something. Weird and uncalled for sia. And NO he didnt follow through on the free ride thing. Somemore later on he started angsting about rude international school students. Make my day man -_- . Boo.

Oh well the next thing that happened to me was rather embarrassing. Was having math tuition, when we took a toilet break. So I decided to take a lie on my bed to recuperate from like math trauma. Yes and then I fell asleep while my math teacher waited in the computer room for 15 min. Hot damn man she was most perplexed and bemused at the same time. Big gg. I got shamed man :/

Ah on to happier things. Went to The Line to eat with my parents and me ama. Very full now.


Homg whos dis good looking dude

























Let the degen begin



































































Smashed






















Lots of ppl say I look like my dad. I beg to
differ. His nose is huge and weirdly shaped. Mines pretty



Anyway just an overture to whats to come from lippo


INTER 4 AC 3 says:
you are good

o0lollolippo / i'm looking down, now that it's over reflecting on all of my mistakes says:
tmr

o0lollolippo / i'm looking down, now that it's over reflecting on all of my mistakes says:
im gonn

o0lollolippo / i'm looking down, now that it's over reflecting on all of my mistakes says:
asmash

o0lollolippo / i'm looking down, now that it's over reflecting on all of my mistakes says:
TROLL SMASH

Watch out guaigeekgirlz. Weilip the troll is lurking.....