THIMUN update
Well its safe to say our whole delegation got ass-twacked on Day 1. Not only did all our resolutions get subsumed in one way or another, Lippo our only hope was utterly and totally humiliated by 1337 pakistan delegate that pwnzored Timor Leste's own resolution for 'Aid Mission to Timor Leste' with an inhuman reso that covers parts of UN and Timor Leste we have never heard about. Lip was blown away and noobified, and main submitter status was duly stripped from his shoulders and placed on that of his Pakistani counterpart. Cheers Lip :)
And if I may add, the International School of Beijing is actually killing the competition by overkilling all their own resolutions with a meticulous accumulation of data and an aggression of gaylord standards. They are brutal, uncompromising and incredibly proficient at merging every single other clause under their own resolution. So on Day 1 I have officially become a saikang, gathering signatures for CUBA wtfbbq.
Anyway Venezuala actually offered to make me main submitter for Decolonization alternate reso but his idea is very radical and involves potentially pitting UN forces against US forces, and I see no sense in that because US is nearly equal to UN, plus my committee is not supposed to propose military action. Ill see tomorrow.
Cheers my commitee is rather boring. Very clear cut stuff and very clear politically correct answers. I'd rather debate Year of the Potato than Nuclear Radiation really.
BTW PPL WHO DONT UNDERSTAND MUN DONCH WORRY ITS THE CRAPPY WAY IN WHICH UN WORKS. BLOODY TROUBLESOME
Well its safe to say our whole delegation got ass-twacked on Day 1. Not only did all our resolutions get subsumed in one way or another, Lippo our only hope was utterly and totally humiliated by 1337 pakistan delegate that pwnzored Timor Leste's own resolution for 'Aid Mission to Timor Leste' with an inhuman reso that covers parts of UN and Timor Leste we have never heard about. Lip was blown away and noobified, and main submitter status was duly stripped from his shoulders and placed on that of his Pakistani counterpart. Cheers Lip :)
And if I may add, the International School of Beijing is actually killing the competition by overkilling all their own resolutions with a meticulous accumulation of data and an aggression of gaylord standards. They are brutal, uncompromising and incredibly proficient at merging every single other clause under their own resolution. So on Day 1 I have officially become a saikang, gathering signatures for CUBA wtfbbq.
Anyway Venezuala actually offered to make me main submitter for Decolonization alternate reso but his idea is very radical and involves potentially pitting UN forces against US forces, and I see no sense in that because US is nearly equal to UN, plus my committee is not supposed to propose military action. Ill see tomorrow.
Cheers my commitee is rather boring. Very clear cut stuff and very clear politically correct answers. I'd rather debate Year of the Potato than Nuclear Radiation really.
BTW PPL WHO DONT UNDERSTAND MUN DONCH WORRY ITS THE CRAPPY WAY IN WHICH UN WORKS. BLOODY TROUBLESOME
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