Tuesday, January 30, 2007

PECKPOST

Today was actually a pretty slack day. 2 teachers were down with the flu. But you know, no matter what lessons I have, at the end I still feel tired. Its always the same outcome of fatigue and lethargy that plagues me when I reach home. It's the kind of lethargy that makes me want to dao my parents and just be alone with the computer or the tv. Kinda tragic really.

And unfortunately, it turns out my sister did tear her acl. The earlier post I did on it doesn't seem too amusing now, because owning your acl is a really serious injury. Its become something like folklore in my family circles now that when my sis first tore her acl the doctor said the only sport she could play was chess. Teh blunt but also teh truth. Hmm this time she tore her left acl. I wonder which would have been worse: if she had torn her left or retore her right. Both have their crappy implications. Anyway heres wishing charmainepeckthesmartnoob quick recovery and more common sense not to try skiing down intermediate slopes on one's second try. Doh its intermediate for a reason, and the noob had just seen snowflakes for the first time.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Im tired

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Oh good lord what are these two froggie poems about. Like so far all that comes to mind is..they aint normal. They do shit like talk.
PECKPOST

Took SATs today. Nothing much to say about it cept that it was exhausting. 4 hrs overkills your brain.

After that went home, watched Deathnote 1 on dvd. A very cool show imo. I was very impressed with the way they managed to expand on the supercool concept to make an engaging storyline. Though if the CGI for the death god had been better, I think that would have brought the experience up a notch.

After that slacked a bit, then went out with family and relatives for dinner at some thai restaurant. Food was ok, I could easily tell that my aussie relatives were not blown away. In fact after that my uncle was talking about going to newton to get some satay. We ended up going to geylang to pick up some fruit, in particular durian. My relatives love it, and they can't ever get it in Australia so they were going a little nutty at the durian shop. Hmm and I think it was my first time ever seeing the entire stretch of geylang road.

Well there are 2 stretches parallel to each other. As my father subtly put it, one side is for fruit, and one side is for chicken (meat would be more apt imo). The area in general is rather sleazy. A lot of lounges, cheap motels, smokers, beer. As we went into a coffeeshop to find a loo a drunk old man stepped out of the toilet and started cussin at us. I couldn't quite get the gibberish till he said knnccb. Well nth else was interesting apart from that.

I'm actually starting to get my real spontaneous voice back since my throat has recovered. No more husky vocals. Was sexy while it lasted though ^^

American Idol Video. Sundance Head is really good

Thursday, January 25, 2007

PECKRAGGGGE

Well my relatives from down under are staying with us while on holiday, and its really too bad that both my young, immature cousins choose to remain in the house all day monopolizing the coms. It's a little annoying because every time I need the net I need to get one of them to quit that rakion shit. Anyway one's a girl the other's a boy. She's ok, he's an ass. I always thought he was a little prickish when he was young and from the vibes I'm getting he's well on his way to becoming a full-blooded prick. Yesterday I needed the com at like 11 and his mum called him in to brush his teeth, and since the com was free (ie at desktop mode) I decided to use it. Now when the dude comes out he starts wangsting (wanking + angsting) a bit that I took his com and that downright pisses me off. Fuck off asshole just let me research fucking primate cities because I actually go to school.

And what really put me off today was when at 8.15 pm, when they (relatives) had all gone out for dinner that the aircon in their bedroom was still on. Like oh golly this afternoon I checked and it was also on. My bad I thought they (cousins) were still gonna use it to nap or sth so I promptly forgot about asking them whether that was actually the case and I went off to read some sloman. 8pm and the things still on? Wtf? It dawned on me that they (relatives) DONT switch off aircons. That means its been on for.....34 hours? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on you too asswipes. I'm checking EVERYTIME NOW.


PS I'm sorry it's profanity-laden, but I feel rather indifferent tonight :|

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Noob and egg





Today was pretty cool, got a moofin from cher (though i had to share the other with peck pots) in the morning, a one-in-a-million compliment from smoot that made my day (better than a million bucks. ok maybe not), and the funniest shit ever happening in the canteen. Peck n i were quing up for our food at teh rice stall (the one with the fish), and this fat, oily haired, rotund, sweaty j1 ri dude DROPPED HIS SUNNYSIDEUP ON THE FLOOR with a resounding splat. We stared and laughed for a while, when he PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BACK ON HIS PLATE AND WALKED AWAY WITH HIS FRIEND UNPERTURBED. We both WTFed collectively, my ribs nearly cracked. Fell asleep in assembly, stupid mortal didnt reply me i hate her.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

WHINEPOST

Woah this virus is crushing me man. The sorethroat has subsided, but the cough and running nose have just gotten worse and worse. The cough is especially worrying because if your cough sucks, inevitably your throat will be taken down with it. Mines really rasping, and the phelgm can't be coughed out. I'm nearly certain I have a fuggin fever too. My bodys been feeling very cold (interspersed with some sudden heat emanation) and I dono what that means. I feel terribleterribleterrible. SATs don't particularly need high levels of brainpower, but nevertheless I feel reluctant to do them. Bah pathetic.

Monday, January 22, 2007

PECKPOST

I'm kinda tired and angsty really. Been having a really severe sore throat all day, and its really killing me. It's the kind of throat which hurts like some man whenever you swallow. Yeah it was hurting to the point that I was tearing a bit. Been poppin strepsils like m&n s, also took some medicine to no avail. I rather like talking to my classmates but today was pretty much a nono. Gah now I'm sipping like a gallon of carrot and orange juice because its supposed to be good for sore throat

And then today was h3, which was extremely boring. Case study pwns my ass pls. Plus today was Mr. B's lesson so we effectively had a hypercombo finish of boredom :/

And then memum fetched me late because my dad had to abandon his patient for some noob bigshot who very courteously didnt make appointment. So memum had to assume his patient and then eventually fetched me 50 min late. I was sulking/stoning at the front porch with my tua SAT book in my arms coz I got sick of reading it after a bit.

Anyway turns out my daredevil sister went to screw her body up again. Told us she was going Lake Tahoe so obviously we all thought it was a freaking lake. But noooo, lake tahoe is also a freaking ski resort wtf? Memum actually thought she was going canoeing -_-. Turns out that nub decided to try skiing on teh tahoe slopes or wadever its called. Now personally for me it doesnt make sense for her to be skiing because skiing relies alot on the knees to bend and change direction (at least from what I see on tv) and this nub basically tore her right anterior cruciate ligament a few years back aka had competitive career ending injury. Regardless of whether its reconstructed or not, skiing could very well retear it. Turns out there was good and bad news. Good news - right acl held strong. Bad news - left knee ligament tore. WTFBBQNOOB. NOW SHE CANT WALK WTH. ZZ. Shes going in for scan. Let's hope its not the left acl if not this shenoob is PWNED.
Wow one more reason why i dont want to go to china. 55 freaking thousand infected with AIDS THROUGH bloody blood transfusion, crazy medical authorities must have their brains in their shoes who the hell 1) allows blood donations without HIV screening 2) POOLS ALL THE BLOOD INTO A COMMON BANK 3) GIVES IT TO WOMEN AFTER CHILDBIRTH. I mean seriously effing up SARs is probably the reason WHY a flu pandemic is still possible, this is just plain utter, dismal stupidity. And people wonder how could anyone condone the death penalty. These sad excuses of human life just wtfpwned whole villages because they couldnt give a flying ___ about anything other than money. Grats. And start giving out those cocktails bitches and see if you ended up saving more money this way. *golfclap*

yay for boo the polar bear i <3 it

Sunday, January 21, 2007

LIPPOST

Oh well lets see, this weekend has been pretty full for me so ill try to be brief. Note to self : if you ever EVER make out with your teacher 9 years older than you PLEASE DONT FIND OUT. If you do /WRIST IMMEDIATELY. Anyways im reducing the play because i dont feel like going through all the emotional things it made me (others too, feel), suffice to say it was better than finger players of lose. Blew 5 bucks in a shared fondue later that finished itself in 2 seconds, i ate a total of 1 stlawbelly, 1 icecream ball, 1 cake cube and 1 love letter. Grats. Oh and the free chopped nuts.

Stomach was saved for birthday dinner with sister and family at laffles town club (the one that got itself trollpwned and had to give out compensation to all its members to avoid massive lawsuits). Was pretty good though normally so, lets see had seafood patte and tons of prawns and squid for appetizier, crabmeat and prawn bisque and a mediumrare medallion of moocow. Mmm, portions were pretty small though... Went looking for a bar after that ended up sitting down at fullerton for drinks (all the freaking annoying chinese restaurent pushers pissed me off uberly). I had an *ahem* sea breeze which had vodka grapefruit orange and something called triple sec i dont know what it is but damn it was good. I stole some of my sisters margharita too yum yum yum yum.

Reached home talked a bit and collapsed. Kek.

Church this morning was good, i think im very close to deciding finally what to believe in. Im pretty tired of trying to do everything myself and taking control of my life and also beginning to see how futile it is. So oh well. : D Had a nice lunch and finally i see the light behind SMOOT CAN I PRIS HAVE CHOCOLATE INDULGENCE CAKE PRIS I SAY PRIS. That cake is pwnage (and by relation smoot is too) although i felt somewhat like a beached seal after lunch. Oh well.

Damn ive been eating way too much these 2 days, PE will show me who's boss tomorrow. Fear.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Hellllo everyone the weekend has been fine so far. I watched Kinsey with my mum last night. It's a Biotopic about Alfred Kinsey, the 'Sex Doctor' that brought sex into mainstream US in the 50s. Needless to say the material is very, very very explicit. There is open adultery (coz Kinsey believed that screwing anyone in the name of science or without compromising your spousal love was fine -_____-), nudity, sexual technicalities, and other really messed up stuff that I couldn't say. Lets just say the insights into intercourse are..enlightening.. The movie is pretty good in my opinion, though I wished there could have been more scenes exploring Kinsey's private emotions, and as well as his wife's. Liam Neeson and Laura Linney certainly do not disappoint. Their acting is excellent. In fact I generally enjoy Liam Neesons acting, heck even Qui Gong Jinn. If you want to watch it just ask (that is, if you have the fortitude, ya?)

Well today church was a little boring, because some youths were getting baptised. I was wondering about the last dude stepping into the pool because it must be kinda dirty. Dirt residue, sweat, dead skin, dandruff, corns. I doubt its easy to feel cleansed in that kinda magic water :/ But actually one scene that struck me was when some young boy with muscular dystrophy was getting baptized. I've seen him around, and his condition is so severe that he needs 2 maids to help him walk, and he doesn't talk. As the pastor said the customary thing into the mike, the boy's laboured breathing echoed around the place. I didn't know what to think of it really. I felt kinda sad, then I was thinking about whether he actually knew what was going on, or what entailed baptism, and then I thought about why god hadn't healed him.

And btw there's a rat around the house. Yesterday while watching tv, we were most disturbed by it running around the house at random instances. Rats are really sick. They're like big cockroaches except they stink more and they bite you and give you rabies. Rmb these little critters started the black death. Anyway we were even more disturbed by the fact that none of the lazy canine shites even noticed the rat run pass their sorry asses. And my oldest dog Sandy has become smelly as well because Pete either has 1) an insatiable appetite or 2) a fetish for dog fur (methinks both) and so pete licks sandy everyday. Everywhere. Oh my mother sandy reeks so bad. And today he jumped on the sofa because of the thunder and I nearly lost my mind.

Nuff said. Pool-Chelsea was disappointing. Feel sorry for cech.

Friday, January 19, 2007

PECKPOST

saw loser blows so bad. How...how can I articulate it....I need courage to recount this. It didnt matter that I have a bias against punk pop, because they weren't playing punk pop. No what they were playing isn't even music. The static of the guitars, the sharply untuned vocals, the pounding out-of-control drums. It was a cacophony of things that insult your eardrums, that degrade human audibility. I am scarred, I am enlightened. Ahh the bark of my dogs is bliss, the croak of the garden frog a sonata to the troubled mind, the squeak of the whiteboard marker a sooth to the senses. One must hear what god has forsaken before one can see the beauty in his variety.

Lyrics? What lyrics. Any of those was pretty much lost in translation. Yeah of course we left early duh. But not before we laughed our asses off feigning excitement, appreciating the trash metal and watching the steady stream of departures from the hall. It was sorry. Gosh I'm being so harsh today but it was truly the worst concert I had ever attended. Nothing tops it. Not even the differents.

Edit: Actually i duno why my language today is so anal and psuedo-cheem. They suck thassall

Thursday, January 18, 2007

PECKPOST

Bah today was fake napfa and i got meself owned. Just gotta eat less burn more I guess :/ Ah yo tiredtiredtired, this week I'm tired. Today I was in dreamworld for 1/3 of my math tuition because I had such a late night.

And doh lip at least you still have convos at the dinner table. I frankly can't seem to strike up anything interesting with my parents apart from the occasional command to shovel each other more rice, or comments on the food. My dad gulps-swallows his food in like 2 minutes anyway. Sheesh he doesn't even taste it -_-. Its friggin appalling

Anyways tomorrow is friday! Me and lip gonna take a g8 burden upon ourselves and interview people for interact. Funfun. Then after that we gonna go check in on the mt house party, watch hip ppl mosh to pug jelly. On a sidenote I decided I'm not joining df, because I'll just end up as a saikang anyway so heck it. Ahh weekends make me happy because I can take really nice naps, or watch the occasional dvd, actually eat breakfast, my mum cooks nicer food, and a slew of other inconsequential things. Yeah I can also wake up late. I'd rather go for an evening church service so I can wake up late on Sunday. Wootsydaisy.

And I read a rather macabre article in bbc today. Please, by no means think I am some intellectual dude who reads bbc half his waking life. I only read stuff that remotely interests me. Like how a whale exploded or sth. Yeah the article was about teh 1918 flu virus that killed like 40 million ppl or sth. They are cultivating it to analyse h5n1 and its freaking sick they're testing it on monkeys. The monkeys lungs got so damn owned in 24 hrs that if they hadnt been put down they would have drowned in their own blood. Damn evil lah. Go test it on ickier things like cockroaches or sth plx. Tsh all in teh name of science.

I seem to be jumping from topic to topic today. Must be the flux of A & C getting to me. Charmainepeckhuiying if you read this (I KNOW YOU DO BIATCH) please at least send me email because we duno jackshit about what you're doing in america.
lippost

I can't wait for sunday.
I hate how the end of each of my days and consequentially my week trails off like uh (searches for metaphor halfheartedly, too stoned find). It bloody annoys me how some retarded thing like a wasted hour+ in chinese can utterly destroy any modicum (woohoo SATs) of happiness i started out the day with, leaving me helpless as my time is taken away from me (wasting your own time is different).

Dinner saddens me these days. I am in absolutely no mood to say anything and there's only so much one can try to force a conversation. How was school? Ok. Why are you eating so little? Not hungry. Found girlfriend yet? (weaklaugh) No. Going early tomorrow morning? (feels arm)Yes. Free tonight? No. Want fruits? No. Stressed? No. What time you finish tomorrow? Don't know. Going to kembangan this saturday? No. Shove food into mouth, finish, leave. Oh well. It's raining again.

On a random note i indulged in a yanyan today that is like my favourite ever cuz it has little animals on the sticks and you can practice the ultimate art of rationing the strawberry cream exactly so the last stick clears the last swirl of pinkstuff. I lost my touch, cleared it on the second last one. Boo hoo.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Fear is
"raising a platter of bullshit
to Mr. P's nose"



I think my 2/3 finished lit essay isn't that good. I'm just listing stuff really. I took a nap at 8 pm, my mum got carried away with the tv and woke me up at 11.30. So now I'm struggling at 4 am and theres fake napfa later. Whatever happens, I luzz.

I have nothing much to say about the golden globes really. Helen Mirren is almost surely gonna hit oscar jackpot for The Queen. But the only one I really bothered to be happy about was Forest Whitaker's Golden Globe for Last King of Scotland. He's a highly underrated actor really. And go watch his acceptance speech on youtube, really nervous and humble.
Fear is
"where were you
when it all came down on me"

Today there was angst aplenty. Even now I feel angsty. A and C essay makes me especially angsty. I am totally unmotivated to write it, and it is only common sense that I won't score well for it either. Bah tomorrow then. For me prose is far more enjoyable to read and write about (with exception of all texts chosen by Mr. B) than drama.

'in teh play we can be sure of no one and nothing'. Gah the question inspires such indecisiveness that it manifests in everything around it. I'm not sure of whether I'm sure of the answer, not sure of how to start, not sure how to pass, not sure where to look. Faggy Shakespeare. Make me angrrry.

ANGSTANGSTANGSTKICKDOGSLAMDOORIRRITATEMUMDAODADSAYBADWORDSSULKINTOILET

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

I think I expect too much of friends. Actually i think i just expect too much in general.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Hello everyone. It was an ok day. Math was ok, geog was surprisingly slack, econs lect was confounding, econs tut was stonage, and..Mr. B's lesson damn near killed us. H3 was cancelled so hooray for that.

Well after that went with rachel from 1A to cleanup the archives. Archive saikang really can be a bore, save for the interesting photos you see of teachers and co. One standout today was 1990 teh rafflesian. Zomg Mr. B and Mr. P with moustaches lol! Trendy huh. Its interesting gems such as this that sustain any sort of life I feel in that place.

Reading GP. Interesting but I'm tired.

Anyway lips heater burst. His house flood he luzz

Sunday, January 14, 2007

This morning's road to belief was peaceful.

Heh, i guess i'll have to sit down one day and think everything through again before making a Choice.

Lunch + shopping was cool, i think there's something with toysrus and the 3 of us we always have such fun there doing random nonsense like holding conversations over toy phones, pressing the buttons on every toy, thinking of the stupidest things to get our mortals (oh man they are lucky), reliving childhood memories and wanting to live them all over again and again and again. Hahaha yay for toysrus and for neep who brought me to church. thanks.
Hello its been a rather drab weekend.

Well just watched popular korean movie The Host on dvd with my parents. I actually found it quite enjoyable, despite the fact that the influx of Hollywood B-grade monster flicks (e.g. Octopus, Anaconda II) has created a stigma around the genre. The monster is stylish, and the movie is chocked full of dark humour that subverts the scariness. For example the monster is always falling all over the place, and there is a funeral scene which is uber hilarious. Of the popular Korean movies I've watched, I've enjoyed all of em. Tagueki, Joint Security Area, Old Boy are all spectacular. If there were any more I'd like to see they would be Sympathy for Mr and Mrs Vengeance (2 gruesome movies in a trilogy along with Old Boy), and probably Untold Scandal starring Bae Yong Jun.

Anyways Dr. Faustus is surprisingly readable. It definitely cuts out a lot of the thou-thee-didst-dost language that puts people off Shakespeare like half the time. It also has awesome quotes like "manly fortitude". Metoshofhosphillis is a gaylord. Just coz you are like banished from heaven doesnt mean you go around spreading yur angst on the world -__-

Speaking of religion, I recall..was it last week in church? One of the youth pastors was advertising for some event, and I did recall a rather subtle slipup in her speech.

"So remember to invite all your un..pre-believing friends!!" hehe lol.

zomg I'm boring even myself. That can't be too often.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

LIPPOST

Today was (is still) a pretty shitty day though games planning for induction camp was pretty funny. Came up with few WTF games that made us laugh our guts out for half an hour straight, hehehe j1s wewt wewt. Back home and SATs + lit wtfpwned all happiness to bits i am convinced i will fail this essay spectacularly it has shit for direction substantiation organisation blah blah fail fail FAIL. DONKEY EAGLE OSTRICH URANGUTAN HERE I COME. Ok shall stop ranting its annoying myself.

Grats smood on wtfpwning her piano theory exam clearly it was my hamsum motivational face before her test that spurred her uber poonage 93/100 whatturf 9 + 3 = 12 that is 1 more mark then i got for my promo PC hahahahhhaah GG suck. OH well. WORK SUCKS.

Im sitting at the comp eating cereal + milk + a banana thrown in and contented.

Friday, January 12, 2007

for smoot the noopy who is going to own your sorry ass tmr in archery competition. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.
Yesterday night something rather unusual happened. Now I have arachnophobia aka fear of spiders. Like its just a creepy crawly thing. I abhor them, I hate them, put a big one real close to me and I scream like a woman on crack. Then again its not as bad as cockroaches.

So I was hohum lets try and do 1 pullup on my pullup bar and so I switched on the light. And there is a small spider in the incipient stages of spinning its web between my pullup bar and the ceiling. Of course im on red alert. Obviously I had to prevent this travesty from happening. Now even though I'm scared of spiders in general, I do have the guts to squash small ones. So I take a tissue paper and carefully grasp at the moving black thingy in the air. And in true blur fashion I missed.

Point is the spider aint there anymore. And so I'm going a bit paranoid coz he could be crawling on my arse or something. So I look around for it. And suddenly I notice that there is a long silken thread sticking to the tissue in my hand. And there was the spider on the end of it. It was almost surreal. The spider was climbing back up its thread. And I jiggled the thread and it dropped back down to the end. I...was holding....a freaking spider YOYO! WTH!

Well I was bobbing it up and down partly coz I was scared it would crawl up to my hand but I also wanted to take a picture because its just so bizarre. Yeah but I stupidly decided to on the fan in my room and it started blowing the thread (and spider) near to my body and so in a fit of hysteria I dropped it and the thread broke before I could snap a pix with my other hand -_-. Doh and then of course then I killed the critter because it defiled my pullup bar.

It was so queer. So very queer. And you might think that I've like lost me mind from years of gorging junk food but its the whole truth man!

Below shows the repeated action of bouncing the spider. I must have bounced it like 10 times at least.















Anyway today was rather boring. For me personally it was more like waiting for the week to come to a close. RAP was fine, then we annihilated the gargoi-inspired games hq proposed for recas. Hmm I actually did go for the bb house party with xy and char but for a non bb, non-j1 like me it was hella boring. Particularly because in its initial stages it centred around sports and stuff. Food was average, ice-cream servings were a little on the small side. Xy the spoiler, however, guilt-tripped me into not lubbing more ice-cream because there is fake napfa next week =.= Bah hope that symbolic sacrifice really counts in getting that elusive 1 pullup. Anyway at least had the 2 of them to talk to.

Anyways aunts and uncles and family from australia coming down in a few days. Gonna be really disruptive. Bah leave me be please.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

One step closer - U2

I'm 'round the corner from anything that's real
I'm across the road from hope
I'm under a bridge in a rip tide
That's taken everything I call my own

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
Knowing, knowing

I'm on an island at a busy intersection
I can't go forward, I can't turn back
Can't see the future
It's getting away from me
I just watch the tail lights glowing

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
Knowing, knowing

I'm hanging out to dry
With my old clothes
Finger still red with the prick of an old rose
Well the heart that hurts
Is a heart that beats
Can you hear the drummer slowing?

One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
One step closer to knowing
To knowing, to knowing, to knowing
Heyo. Fell asleep early yesterday at about 8 pm. Was seriously exhausted from cca feste, plus my stomache was a little queasy from eating those cheese-chocked burrito things from 7-11. My innards were churning like crazy.

Well nth much happened today. Had tiring PE, got pwnt in geog (asleep prev night so never prepare. I THINK smoot got pwnt too but she was rescued by michelle's timely intervention). Then I decided to take a taxi home because of math tuition and the really heavy rain. And i got really pissed off because some stupid biyatch stole my taxi in my face.

So coz of the rain taxis were not easy to flag at the stop outside the front of the canteen. And then when the first taxi came I saw like wangting (bb dude who writes 1337 plays for fun) and this other man like jostling to flag it, and since they were there first, and were competing until damn hiong I backed down abit. So after they both got cabs, I thought the coast was clear.

So there I was flagging cabs, and then an available taxi did come. And it had just stopped in front of my waving hand when some woman with a red umbrella charged out of RJ and fucking koped it in my face. I was stunned beyond words, partly because her red umbrella was chucked in my face and also partly due to her sheer audacity. Like could discourtesy be any more flagrant than that? Seriously what a 2 dollar whore. And if its a teacher then add like 3 expletives behind 2 dollar whore and change the 2 to 1 because shes a real cool role model to take after.

GAH RAGERANT

And hey only 1 f-word. 11/10 for restraint plx.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

1 plastic tulip - 80 cents

Pretty wrapping paper and plastic - 2 dollars

Taxi cab fares to and fro thomson + j8 - 8 dollars

A well carried out deceit - Priceless

There are some things money just can't buy. For everything else, there is shamelessness and a complete lack of guilt.





Just kidding, those are real. Happy burfday cher from lip and peck.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

OMG WTF LIP BLOGGED

Apparently my parents think there was some thief in the house yesterday. Everyone was asleep, then me mum heard someone trying to open her bedroom door (it was locked) and teh dogs barking. Then she damn paranoid then called my dad up. My dad woah suspicious so took BEDSIDE LAMP LOL then both started slinking arnd house looking for thief. The gate at the stairs used to block the dogs was also open so actually kinda nervy for them. Turns out wasn't maids, wasn't me, wasn't dogs so we still dunno. Bah wadever I got nothing valuable in my room to steal anyways cept like me hahahah. Nevertheless tryta rob me (in any sense) and ill take my musclepower 77 titanium badminton racket and monster shatter your ass.

Anyways in other news sian gave me this cool wooden panel thingy with king kong on it. He says he bought it in prague so Ill take his word for it but honestly if you told me guatamala or like timbuctoo I couldnt tell the difference either ^^. Its quite nice, uh..well..aesthetically pleasing. uh heh THAKS SIAN U BEST. If yao had any part to play in this most pleasant present thank him too. If he didnt then sian scores 10 brownie points. Nothing like good ol fashioned painted pieces of wood hahahaa



















Haha I got 2 more interesting photos. Hq was saikanging recas posters yesterday so he was sending me the model posters last night. He looks SUPER SAD. Like OMG when you see the tagline 'really exciting cool and sexy' HQ IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE LOL. MUCH PITIES!
Pretty ok day that became worse after a while. Mr orly very kindly gave jingsong and i extra position paper work to do without even giving us a choice (i think cuz we were sitting in front of him and he didnt want to bully the girls). T_T. GP with mr p was pretty engaging cuz he didnt rant and actually told us things that made lots of sense and that he liked. Not having anything to do for CCA fest demoralised me a bit so i went home to sleep while i still could and do random nolife things at home. Whahahaa..... However i am pretty eggcited about planning induction camp since it actually sounds fun and i get to screw around with the neeby j1s and scare them shitless.

Ah well school

plods.

along.

and.

so.

do.

i...
Today was tiring. Double econs then h3 econs has taken quite a bit out of me. And if I dont get a nap in the evening (like today), I seldom can stay lucid beyond 12.30 am. Ah well trying to finish handmaids tale tonight. Next few days are busy. CCA feste stuff, gotta get down to doing the archives, SATs. Gah fug i feel the burden already.

Anyway in more interesting things, I dug out that splinter of ingrown fingernail impaling the side of my finger, causing much pain. What a relief, and if I might say there was pus as well where I penetrated the skin. Of course I'm not posting pictures, that would be kinda sick.

Thank god for friends anyways. Sometimes you re-realise you got really cool nice friends and that just makes you feel kinda happy and lucky. And the great thing is I'm getting to know people better and better to the point where I can talk comfortably with them. Yeah thats awesome too.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NYX! (1daylate)
Helllo. The weekend has been boring. Watched Fight Club with me mum on friday night. Super cool show, especially if you haven't read the book. Wanta borrow just ask.

I'm just gonna post up Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh. I'm sure everyone has heard of it, but I tell you this is a freaking timeless song that I could listen 20 years from now and still be emoed.



Hmmph the only spoiler in this video seems to be Chris de Burgh himself, because hes quite ugly.

The other video is for ppl who play computer games. The creaters of Farcry are back with Crysis. And from this video the graphics look absolutely phenomenal, like Farcry with 99 times better graphics. My only grieviance is that when you stop to adjust your suit for max speed or max strength, it disrupts the gameplay. But just look at the guy fly from your increased strength melee blow at the end. Woot!

Friday, January 05, 2007

Heyo. Woot week is over. Today was a long day, had 6 periods in total. So far nothing intensive because of the people still at orientation. Yeah turns out our junior class is all girls, which is quite weird. Hmm this might not bode well because having both boys and girls in your class definitely helps you become socially mature. Both are so different (e.g. girls more sensitive, guys more direct). PLUS they're missing out on awesomely shameless ri humour, though I donno how it's degened with this batch. Hope junior class turns out nicely and not become some girl power nun club lol. Or super biatchy for that matter.

Btw mr. p was in meeting today so we had the entire period to talk shit as a lit grp. Highly enjoyable. Were talking about childhood tv like growing up and pyramid game, amongst other things. Pe was thankfully height and weight. Speaking of fitness, I'm positive I can do 1 pullup already. And considering that Im like 15 kg heavier than you lip it shouldnt be too hard to do. Unless you have weak flabby arms. Anyway i realised how easily I can lose my level of fitness as well. One week without running and I cant run 2.4 continuously anymore.

Gosh I think Handmaids tale has become my bogey book. I cant read more than 15 pages without falling asleep. So far (im at pg 75) the storyline seems to be plodding and plodding. Bah. Stoopid Offred -_-



And homg look at this dunk. Because he jumped at an angle it looks like 720, which is twice the normal 360. Insane.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Ragh today wasnt much better, its highly depressing to see a crazed ms ng first block in the morning who had basically two words to say to us for the year: You're pwned. Must be something about outlining every week of work and lectures for the year, stressing how little time we have left (when we havent even started proper), how much meaningless shit we have to cover so we can write them down on scraps of paper that determine whether we stay in bloody singapore or fly away to an equally anal university to write on more scraps of paper that assplodes any and whatever little amount of hope or joy for the year. QQ. Alright /endrant.

Had boring mcq in acons (must psyche self) and Gp was pretty ok though i think i'll have to be doing alot more on my own now T_T. chinese was as usual wtfboring so i spent my time catching up on some h3 hist reading so mr rollo wont think im a bloody slacker tomorrow. Oh well at least i have comix to read wewt.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Well turns out i didnt hand in h3 econs today because the printer in the library screwed up and so I couldnt print my final copy (finished up in sch). Damn zzz wasteeffort. Today was slack. As lip said, lit gonna be split up into 2 groups. I think its to pressure people to speak up (aka noob me) and also to increase teacher attention per capita. I'm not sure how it'll help the discussive effort on the whole though, and like my class which is already fragmented enough would become even more segregated.

But math is also splitting up :/ Over the past yr I have grown fond of talking shit with klubber teo and if I'm put with this other woman teacher I will be sorely disappointed. And like my class gp ftw please because we stole 1bs teacher and left them with Mr. P whos gonna destroy all their essays.

IHC was well ok. BW captain's rap funniest (though kinda dumb), sruthis one coolest despite the absolutely out of sync subtitles.

Conked out in library today. Tired.
First day of school wasnt too bad, got our timetables and were told that we'd be split into 2 groups for hist/lit tutorials, which sucks bad really cuz now i'll have to choose which group i want to be in. Oh well then again it could be worse (if i wasnt given a choice), (and for others :<<< crycry). Didnt do much today, laughed at a nata nikoko (wtf) and the uber lousy raps at IHC (only sruthi actually paid attention to the beat, the rest had their ears removed or something). Found classogls laughedheadoff in maths, nyapped with tanneh found wilson dad came went home ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Holy fugly mugly crap. My h3 essay is confusing me.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Lip has been pestering my ass off to do new year post. Like you asswipe if I have nothing to say means I really have nothing to say.

Uh lets see. Well on the 30th I went out with zh for a movie. Night at the Museum is well..a pretty crappy movie. It has some decent laughs. Well everything else is bullshit. After that we went to Esplanade for free acoustic concert by 2 members of Timmy. They were damn good and well rehearsed, but I think their renditions of Iris by googoodolls wasn't that good. The guys voice was too round, not nice and scratchy like the ggd singer. Their originals were good too and their rendition of Tears for Fears Shout was absolutely awesome!

And yesterday (31st) my parents went out for dinner to their friends house. Cool story behind this. Their friend's son got punched in a bar, so needed treatment haha. Damn cool lah. Then after that new year struck and about 15 min later my mum came up and shouted at me for playing com. Wah lan woman its the cheebye new year la get a grip and say something happy. Doh angsty woman.

So heres wishing everyone Happy new year. Talk less shit, don't get emotionally unstable. If stress pls dont kill yurself, or like mutilate yurself because I bet it hurts and leaves ugly scars. Stick to your awesome friends and your class and dont become some loner mugger that hates light or sth. Oh ya own the RI asshole j1s please. All the rest lip said liao. Cheers
LIPPOST

So happy new year to all you noobles out there, hope you have a great j2 (HAHAHAH) ahead, do remember your family and friends even while studying your ass off (calling all study collaborators to give me your notes NOW keekeekee leech leech). Try not to fail anything (ie get donkey for lit) dont be a shithead like i am most of the time guys try not to get early enlistment that sucks major girls please dont laugh too much when we shave our heads in a while its not very nice we are teh defenders of the country plx respect. T_T Dont get expelled or pregnant or drugged out or depressed or anything serious like that cuz it aint funny (well after a while it aint funny) again CALLING FOR ALL NOTES NOW GIMME GIMME GIMME haha im high on teh pich wine yay more moofin and chiscake smoot owes me tauhuay and tanneh owes me moofin yayyayayay peck is anoob who got owned by the sweet tube

HAPPY NEW YEAER NEEBS