im gomma break i know this cuz i misplaced one SEA tutorial sheet and i nearly died of a heart attack. dammit. nm more cham pictures cuz cham is more interesting than my life:
Today young cham learns he is dum. And he meets a new friend in the process.
In my opinion, one of the most mindblowing optical illusions ever. Because no matter how you twirl your eyes, twist your head, you still think they are black and white. This sorta genius always deserves another look.
Heloes everbady, it ish now 4.52 in the mornig and to tells the truof I am feling like Charlie gorden from flowes for algaenorn. I kannut rid or rite proper n my bain has popppped.
Hello am doing h3 essay. Won't be sleeping too early tonight. Having a spot of diarrhea as well. Methinks its due to the evil concoction of eating cny cookies + eating more cny cookies. Haha must be my debitum naturae after so much eating. Oh yeah I've been chugging tea to keep alert. Yeah not coffee because coffee is never strong enough eh? Damn I'm witty.
Speaking of dramafeste, it was quite enjoyable. Won't comment on whether the prizes were deserved or not, but I thought HH blew pretty hard, BB blew my mind, MT made me laugh, BW was real clever and stylish, and MR was technically brilliant.
Well extra comments...I thought BB was real deep and beautiful, cept after a bit I didn't know what was going on. The guy actor with the perennial sheepish look and drawl strangely held my attention real well. MT..hmm kwts right on about this one. They got a bit of everything. Angst, humour, action but nothing quite stunning that makes you wanna ZOMGAHDK. And Players spoof was great. I laughed really hard.
Well after I laughed me arse off at mr. teos actkool with the chix, I reverted back to my current state of angst. I'm pretty angsty coz I failed me math test, which I really thought I wouldnt. My carelessness too so hey that sucks. Bah screw math. Seriously I hate it. I didnt spend my hols having math tuition to fail vector tests :/
And my dad just returned it 46 bucks in 2 buck notes. How wtf is that.
Anyway just post up this video Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes. One of the best hooks/choruses I've heard this year. Turns out its sampled from Supertramp's Breakfast in America. Both are great songs, but some of you who prefer tune-driven oldies might like supertramp more, though the first one is more groovy. Check em out.
yey week is over, went to see wilson today he should be back on monday!
IT CHAM BIRDAY TOMROW HE IS ONE LUCKY DAWG I BOT HIM A CAN OF GOURMET DOG FOOD + SUM BONES YEYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHAMPAGNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
btw plz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8PH7Vfe90 <---- MR TEO N GERS LOL!!!! PECK MUST WATCH TIS DAMNING MATERIAL.
I found this pretty funny, to appear in the same blog post. :D
Peck: "Coolio but it must be freaking boring to do that all your life." @ noodle god
then...
Peck : "Like I'd stand on one side and tap her other shoulder so she turns around."
er.... leave the poor woman alone plz shes had enough trouble (you) in her life already. hahahahaha. speaking of granmas, my granma is cool cuz when she tries to stuff a fish into a box and the box is too small she doesnt find a bigger box, instead she says some hokkien garble and snaps the fish into 2 and stuffs it in. i wish i could decapitate people i didnt like in the same fashion, with a bit of hokkien garble and a snap.
Over this cny holiday not much happened really. Just slacked a lot.
Well I remember some interesting stuff. My family went to paragon to eat at Soup Restaurant (which has great samsui chicken btw) and we saw this jap dude making soba noodles in a restaurant. He was in a glass room, open to the public to see. It was most fascinating. At first I thought he wouldnt like people looking at him because its kinda like a zoo exhibit. But turns out he was lapping up the attention. Making soba is most painstaking. He basically rolls and rolls and flattens and expands this sheet of buckwheat dough till its absolutely huge. It roughly takes 40-45 min to do that. And then using a knife he cuts it into noodles. My whole family was like homgwthbbq he ish godlike. Coolio but it must be freaking boring to do that all your life.
And then lately because we've been going out a lot, I've had to wheel my ama around. She's still a very vain woman, and she's really scared that there's no one to wheel her around and help her. Yeah its not bad to push her around coz she blesses me everytime. Blessing x 99 ftw. And then I can play random pranks on her. Like I'd stand on one side and tap her other shoulder so she turns around.
-tap- Ama: -turns- Whos tapping me -tap- Ama: -turns- Whos tapping me -tap- Ama: -turns and sees my recluse uncle- Similang! Why you tap me! Uncle W: ???????????
hello just got back from smoots house + morning out visiting haha tired as hell. been stuffing my face these two days my self-restraint failed after a while OH WELL CNY = NO RULES. morning was normal i guess so going to smuds house was teh highlight tho i turned up too early and ended up being zhor around for awhile until more people came heh. Basically we played many many many leetaded games like snap and heart attack and bingo with 80 cents and later MANY MORE MONEYS which turned it less leetaded hahaha.
Also watched this funny taiwanese soap drama thingum with this really hot/gay/cares/plotects/cool/notti (in otherwords "dream" by smod + tannehs standard, minus gay") guy who lives in brunei and can sing and dance trying to hit on a girl he likes who is actually trying to act as a guy cuz she went to the boys school to look for him and therefore acts like a guy so she will escape undetected who also likes him but cant say lalalal confuses you yet? Was funny and vaguely disturbing at the same time will not go into details : d.
Yesterday was pretty alright! Less depressing than the day before. Talked alot more than i actually would have at a normal cny gathering, haha mainly cuz i just felt like it wee. I guess stuff like this still have its importance, though you only see some people once a year (silver lining = they can become cuter as the year passes ;P). Hehehe.
CHAM'S BDAY IS IN 5 DAYS PLZ WISH HIM NOW~!!!!! OR IN 5 DAYS!!!
Hello on friday was take5. It was alright. Talentime was probably the biggest attraction. Sam & Benny raped the competition with their slick/sick moves. Caberet girl with miniskirt got pwnt big time. Narpal tried to sing Always. Succeeded for a while but degened into screaming Axl Rose towards the end. Didn't think triad's second song was very good but they did Time is Running Out pretty well. Yeah chers dance was nice too. Gratz to council team, I think the weather couldnt have been any better and the stuff all went real smoothly.
After that lip came over to watch Borat. Went nydc to eat. Friggin ex but hey we talked a lot of shit. Borat imo, is overrated. I had really high expectations, but turns out its not as funny as many people make it out to be. Lip and I hardly let out a full LOL throughout the movie. Its also very short, and the satirical content is quite limited. Oh wells thats just my opinion.
Cousins are here. Been slacking over cny period. Steamboat was great, ate like 20 quails eggs and 239734 pieces of 1337 beef. Woot and we just went to The Line to eat. At first I thought I wouldnt enjoy it because of diminishing returns (after quite a few trips), but I actually did. Food was great, and the company was great too. And the service was absolutely sublime.
Btw my sis is coming back to singapore march 23 because she's gonna get her knee repaired here. Its a little awkward, a little bittersweet to see her because its only for 5 days, plus she's in the hospital. But the family has missed her no doubt, esp my ama. So yeah thatll be nice
Hello on friday was take5. It was alright really. Talentime was probably the biggest attraction. Sam & Benny raped the competition with their slick/sick moves. Caberet girl with miniskirt got pwnt big time. Narpal tried to sing Always. Succeeded for a while but degened into screaming Axl Rose towards the end. Didn't think triad's second song was very good but they did Time is Running Out pretty well. Yeah chers dance was nice too.
After that lip came over to watch Borat. Went nydc to eat. Friggin ex but hey we talked a lot of shit. Borat imo, is overrated. I had really high expectations, but turns out its not as funny as many people make it out to be. Lip and I hardly let out a full LOL throughout the movie. Its also very short, and the satirical content is quite limited. Oh wells thats just my opinion.
Cousins are here. Been slacking over cny period. Just went to The Line to eat. At first I thought I wouldnt enjoy it because of diminishing returns (after quite a few trips), but I actually did. Food was great, and the company was great too. And the service was absolutely sublime.
Btw my sis is coming back to singapore march 23 because she's gonna get her knee repaired here. Its a little awkward, a little bittersweet to see her because its only for 5 days, plus she's in the hospital. But the family has missed her no doubt, esp my ama. So yeah thatll be nice
Oh well the worst of the work is over, maths crap tp crap RAP crap. RAP was good in a way, you get to see alot when the shit hits the fan, for better or for worse. Oh well its over what can i say? Time will tell, time will always tell.
WTF i dont want to stand and eat a freaking orange tomorrow just to break a record. what's next? standing on one leg all at a time? Kissing the floor? Twiddling your thumbs? Clapping your hands behind your back? Throwing a raw egg up in the air? Crawl down flights of stairs in a human chain with an egg blaanced in a spoon held in your mouth twitching your ears and closing your eyes? Seriously the humiliation has to stop somewhere.
Yay cny coming that should be fun. I got a new change of bedsheets its now some cars thing you know that disney/pixar dunno what red talking car guy yea. hahaha.
Hello Valentine's Day was quite enjoyable. Turned out that my 2 ownage valentines were smood and cher. Can't get much better than that. I got some 2782372 calorie bag of godlike chocolate cookies from cher and a really super cool top spinning thing from smood, where you can have like 5 tops spinning on top of each other. Like wtfwtfbbq? So far I've gotten to 3 but its freaking fascinating! Sneaky girls completely pwnt me, and passed my earlier interrogation with no problems at all. Smood also duped me into thinking she was annliangs valentine -.- Many many thanks to my valentines for collectively dumping lots of fun stuff and sneaky notes on me.
And I'm quite happy that RAP is just about done. The grp's been chionging the past few days so we're glad its nearly over (rayner editing atm). yayayayay!
In other news, the fatigue has continued. Today I nearly fell asleep in Mr. P's lesson and I conked out for the first time in Mr. B's lesson. I have no idea why I was so tired today. I slept at like...11.30? That's really early. It's kinda worrying.
And I just rmbed that my relatives from Malaysia are coming over on friday. Doh a bit of a letoff really.
Enough worrying then, today was a good day. I talked to xy today. It's quite enjoyable talking to him because he's real good at articulating thoughts and feelings. He's also got lotsa wisdom from coolnerds like Goethe and Nietzsche. Woot he's some overman.
Hello, happy valentine's to all you luvbirds out there, or all those in painful crushes keep trying maybe one day who knows yea? Heehee. Here's a song for the hopeless, the forlorn and the jaded. And of course the single. ;)
The Blower's Daughter
And so it is Just like you said it would be Life goes easy on me Most of the time And so it is The shorter story No love, no glory No hero in her skies
I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes...
And so it is Just like you said it should be We'll both forget the breeze Most of the time And so it is The colder water The blower's daughter The pupil in denial
I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes...
Did I say that I loathe you? Did I say that I want to Leave it all behind?
I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you... I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind... My mind...my mind... 'Til I find somebody new
RUMOUR MONGERS PLEASE STFU AND DIE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY ME PLEASE ALSO MIND YOUR OWN BIZNIZ AND GET 1 LIFE MAYBE 1/2 WILL DO. LOOK BEYOND YOU'RE NOSE FOR ONCE AND TRY GETTING A FRIEND KTHNX.
/stress /rant /ragequit
gl to everyone getting pooned by RAP and SEA TP it'll all be over soon for better or for worse. and to anyone who's facing shit now at home or in school or w/e. :D smile :D :D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hello. I'm starting to realise just how important the weekend is in recharging my batteries. After induction camp I've been struggling a bit. Really stoned and lethargic (cept when I was laughing my ass off in the afternoon). Nows only 1123 and I want to sleep already. And planes tutorial is owning me. Getting lotsa wrongs. Heck I'm just gonna check with annliang tomorrow.
Anyway my sis is deciding whether to have her surgery done in US or Singapore and my mum is real angsty coz she adamantly feels that my sis should choose the latter. Bah can't be bothered to enquire more.
Oh well where to start... Maybe with the fact that it's over! Big thanks to all those who worked themselves to the floor to get this going - the whole comm esp gen and peck the uber games comm people (its a wonder how games turned out better than everything else planned hahaha). Thanks for everything - late nights, stressy shit, random angst, many many bad words, all the laughter and fun we had at the end. I'd like to say it's all worth it! Thanks also to boodi for being the bestest smswaster on the world you kept me alive D: I realised i haven't started yet, guess Ill just go through some of the highlights.
DAY ONE
Icebreakers - was pretty boring save for one game - the screaming wtf game. Basically what you do is close your eyes with your head down, in a circle, and at the count of 3 look up at one person you decided on, straight into his/her eyes. If you make eye contact, scream. hHHAhah. Didnt accomplish anything whatsoever but was funny as hell esp when yong was screaming louder than the j1s combined and acting like a complete freak.
Games - Since im 1/3 of supreme game overlords i spent most of my afternoon running around like a mad chicken from station to station repeating the following "are groups * and * here yet is everything going alright do you need more materials". In the 15 or so seconds i have to observe the games they went pretty alright, though one station got scrapped and improvised into poison ball. Best by far was captain's lol the sight of a mandarin orange/tomato/cauliflower flying through the air and splattingon the ground drove me insane with laughter. though i think only yong james and i found it omghilarious the other j2s didnt find it THAT funny heehee oh well.
Wargames - sucked. too messy too violent to disorganised TOO MANY CHITTERS. but my group won. yay.
NIGHTWALK - HORRIBLE. For me at least. The psyche-up leading to it was pretty cool, yong and i perfected our deadmanwalking thing to look really disturbing but not many j1s were scared by us. Had this pwnage girl called xiaoxiao doing the same corridor as us and she OWNED some girls really bad by screaming like a banshee when they passed her. that cracked me up and i was rolling around laughing at the nooby j1s. I got so stoned at around 1am thereabouts that i just lay on the floor acting like a dead body. sighs. No one got really REALLY scared and some ugly ugly drama unfolded. Urgh hates idiotic j1s why cant they be normal (or at least like us) and perverts should really be shot or lynched.
Sentry duty was pretty fun (well i mean it felt alright cuz it was cool/cold outside the indoor gym and we could talk shit there for as long as we wanted. Yong woke up with a bump on his head cuz a centipede/alien insect bit him. laughed my head off cuz peck xy and i were safe. :D Its also kind of therapeutic to shout into the night about any damn thing you want without having to bother.
Day 2 was alright, played captains ball + frisbee cuz both activities originally planned had to be scrapped. Fell asleep in the hall on the floor and nearly got crushed by a captains ball player. woo.
Funny the things i remember, i dont know my group well cuz i spent most of my time running around or being stoned after running around. Guess i only remember the worst times and the times where im doubling over in laughter at some stupid utterly retarded antic or line. hahah oh well. oh and lunch rotted in our room which is why the 4 of us volunteered to do sentry duty. hawhaw.
Oh well everythings over now guess Im glad that things went preeety smoothly (couldve been alot alot worse). Its monday already sigh time to get through yet another week, TPTPRAPYAY.
Hello Hello back from interact camp. It was OK imo. I think the war games could have gone better, and I could have gotten closer to my grp, but hey its over. I'm shagged.
Yeah and nightwalk was actually quite fun. Xy and I set up a chair throwing station at the library to scare ppl. Zz turns out its not such a good place to destroy property - 3 security cameras. But hell we threw chairs anyway and completely crippled one. I'm actually really scared of ghosts, and being alone in the dark, so I was frequently freaking myself out. Xy on the other hand has probably rationalised ghosts so he wasn't that scared.
This morning was captains ball game. Some J2s played some frisbee and lip raped my in-grown toenail by hitting my toe headon with the frisbee.
I was really tired. After I had gotten home and bathed, I fell asleep at the com. Yeah then I just conked out from 4-7 pm. Bah I'm tired
Heyo what a week. I'm rather tired. There's still interact camp tomorrow though. I hope the games don't screw up.
Went to holland v with my parents just now to buy tomatoes for games. As I waited outside Watsons while memum bought diapers for my ama, I saw this old lady walk up to the garbage bin and stick her arm into it. Trying (unsuccessfully) to find cans I think. She looked a little senile, a little jaded. And a sudden sense of moral justice came upon me that no one should be doing that kind of shit to make a living. Not at that age, not rummaging through rubbish at 11 pm at night. There are no 2 ways about it, its just makes you feel all lousy inside to see ppl like that. Ppl who can't get work, can't move properly, can't get progress package..ppl who have nothing much to progress for. Stuck in my mind really.
week is not getting any better though my throat is letting up a little (is now replaced with a minor though consistent stomach growling brought about by panadols). all the stressy stuff coming up just not doing me any good. dad and mum have been really nice these days though. yay for them.
on a random note, i think i've tried to take things too seriously this year and have forgotton (a little, ok alot) how to laugh. after reading pecks and smoots post i do feel a little longing for moments as such, though they just dont seem to be coming along for me anymore.
Today was a little reprieve though, taking another set of neoprintzwhoo smoot looks completely rofl in one hahahhahahaha.
oh well, this week will end, and so will the next, and maybe things will look up from then on.
Yep yep lips right.. so far its been a fugly week.
But hey, attending rayner's concert today was a brief respite. Though classical music is certainly not my thing, I have actually acquired a remarkable threshold for it. The first half was actually quite enjoyable, but in the second half the length and soft dreaminess of the pieces knocked out smood and I out for staccato periods (1337 jargon). Haha it was actually quite entertaining wally and smood were making funny comments throughout while annliang was telling me about the two girls in front of us and their lesbian tendencies. On the way to the MRT, we also laughed our guts out when recounting annliang and his policeman peculiarities. I swear he's a real nice guy and friend, but at the same time the policeman in him just stuns everyone at times, in a fun way of course.
I really like laughing (genuine laughter of course). Today after laughing so hard I felt tingly and happy all over. It didn't last, but for like 10 minutes I felt that nothing could put me down. It was really uplifting.
week sucks. fell sick, interact shopping going to be a mad rush, lit essay of lose, econs essay of imminent lose, amazing race cancelled, no saturday df tickets, math test on friday, cannot understand nyx play, should redo lit essay of lose, blah.
well at least rap is moving (i mean were cutting down on work needed to complete, so iguess its moving) sea TP is extended and IH is done.
at least i have my music! and other happymaking stuff!
oh well its over, i guess decorating the place was fun enough to make up for the more or less total shit that followed. sorry to those who saw my uglier (apart from my face) side last night, promise i will attempt to shut myself up more the next time. no one needs to listen to that shit, right? right.
Time for a cryptic post, apologies. so i guess i ask myself why i bother. maybe id bother in the vain hope that someone at some time will remember, then again, time will consume these memories and you're left with nothing. Maybe id bother so that I will remember when i have nothing else to hang on to. Maybe id remember so i can remember how only one thing matters and that is facade, how no one now cares about what you do but how you act as though youve done. Maybe then i can take righteous anger and feel comfort in that. Maybe when the last speck of dust is swept off the stage, no one should remember. Except the show of course, the show and the actors, always remembered. Way to go lip, way to go. Next time peel your face off the floor earlier so you wont miss church.
Well humanz party was today, and the party itself was actually decent imo. Went down in the afternoon to help smood tanneh cher lip and jingsong do up the place. Haha balloon rubber is some tasty shit. I also resumed my experienced role as 1337 masking tape tearer. Many kudos to the girls and lip for putting up the streamers because it must have seriously owned their neckbone structure, plus the dozens of birds nests in the ceiling must have been pretty distracting. And btw just coz the party's decent doesn't mean the decor was decent. The decor was freaking godly pretty.
Surprise surprise the world can be so unpredictable. 1as class item didn't quite live up to expectations, while 1bs and 13as actually did quite well. The reception to 13as performance thoroughly exceeded my expectations actually, because mr. p and s were pretty impressed, plus we got quite a lotta laughs from the j2 batch (j1s didnt get the inside jokes, too bad).
Well after that we met up with our junior class, which was okaayy. I am positively sure that the j1 girl that sat next to me thinks I'm a freak, probably because of an over-the-top response I gave. Like zhaomeng said she could do flower tongue, which is some creepy distortion of tongue muscles and I was like AHHH WHATUF and that girl next to me gave me a funny look and asked me whats so special about it. Diao pwnt -__-. Anyway I shan't mention her name here because girls these days blogsurf half their lives. I actually had met her somewhere before, but she didn't rmb. Two weeks back Lip and I had brutally interviewed her for interact. I was gonna say that before it dawned on me that....she didnt make it, so I quickly cut myself off.
Anyway it was a real letoff to end the party on a low note. If the asswipe who took the phone is from humans, then he/she really must have balls because it is essentially courting death. If he/she is found, much much pain awaits. We'll have a humans salvaging.
Helllo. It's friday and I'm exhausted. It was an alright day. Lessons were ok. Mr. teo is teh evil, threatened to set a spider on me in class today. I screeched me socks off. And one of my supercool valentines gave me a toy top and those parachuting thingies that can be propelled upwards. Loved them (past tense, coz its broke now and cant be fixed :/), especially the parachuting thingy. I generally like things that defy the laws of physics ^^
After school I went to school for the blind with xy to do some service. Its probably one of the most underrated service centres to be honest, especially if you are looking for an experience that doesn't drain you physically or mentally. Its real close to school and you just do stuff for the teacher. Like today I cut out cardboard squares and xy typed out a math book. The staff are really nice, its easy work. But then again you miss out on the real experential stuff that comes with..say interacting with kids or oldfolks. I wouldn't mind juggling my time between this and a more hands-on service centre. Like on days I am super tired I go to school of blind, other times I can still go to MINDs and help out.
After that we had to get back to school for interact briefing. lololol bw house party fail somemore charged interactors $4 for 1 plate of abysmally bad fried rice. Lip aggroed over it, probably provoked by me crunching my zinger ^^. Haha then smood came over with like 20 varieties of food and saved lip from eating himself.
Humans parteh tomorrow, I'm not stark raving mad over it really, because usually things just get kinda messy. But I will however, get to meet my mortal and have the cheap thrill of seeing my junior class and gettin all big-brotherly.
This is the latest singing sensation to hit britain. Mika was voted voice of the year or sth, and has been compared to Freddie Mercury aka godlike singer of queen. This song Grace Kelly is really quite nice.
btw xy says this blog is getting too angsty. Well we've been tired. Angst actually affects my sense of humour in a bad way, I've been realizing in recent times.
oh well pretty -_- week so far, stress of all the upcoming stuff due starting to kick in (its only february give us a break). my to do list looks like this : summarize Hudson and Stiglitz for IH term paper, read RAP book, rewrite interact proposal, rewrite SEA tutorial, start studying for maths tutorial test on wtfvectors, read IH china + japan readings of boredom, do some wtfvectors tutorial, get valentines stuffum for sekrit + not so sekrit people etc etc. Well at least i can do some of the shitty work with flens so that aint too bad. I forsee staying in the godforsaken library till 7 being a more common occurence this year for some reason, i think cuz these days i sleep like a rock when i get home in the afternoon (i turn off the alarms now, bad). baby slow down the end is not as fun as the start please stay a child somewhere in your heart
nothing much to say, just thanks to the people who make school bearable/enjoyable at times. its nice to go to sleep knowing that 1 or 2 people feel the same way but will stick by you anyway (i hope, maybe im just delusioned, though).
