Tuesday, October 31, 2006

PECKPOST

Hello. I did have an enjoyable time at the halloween party, especially considering the short time frame that we had. Lots of humour, small talk etc. The night walk challenge was a real refreshing diversion from the norm, and we serenaded the starbucks lady ^.^ And I think older people can be a real charm if you say the right things to them.

I think Sara and team (cherbrendeejulee you are not forgotten) did a great job with the decor and food. Like wth apples with chocolate/?!?!?! And like pears with white chocolate caramel !?!?!!?! Utterly decadent. I especially liked the pears.

Most people were extremely sporting to dress up actually. The hospital outfit was actually pretty decent, that was good. And EVERYONE was certainly massivelyownagely outdone by a certain rgs guaigeek :) Yes lip just guess, just guess, probe, guess, own. My guess is that guaigeekzgirl will put up the pictures herself before lippo carnage begins. Just for damage control. Hahaha.

But actually halloween celebrations are really dulled down in Singapore. Shifty stares, daoness, cynicism (one lady thought our trick or treating was for a magazine -_-). My neighbourhood has some angmohs, so their children dig halloween. Ill appreciate the festivity cept for the fact that its during a level period. Last year my sis was boiling mad. And that means f-bombs were flying over the roof.

I believe ppl from my class will post up pictures soon. Then there'll be more interesting stuff to look at.

Inter vs Spartak in an hour. woo!
PECKPOST

nth much to say today. My costume for the halloween party is so cheapskate. My mom in desperation suggested she get me the surgeons garb and scapel and stuff so I can look scary. Dont think its gonna work. Either im gonna look like a quack or im gonna look like a weird failed sterillized blob of crap. Either way, I luzzzzz.

Anyways got me trusty pumpkin container to raid saras house for teh sweets. Behold the Phat Pillager aka Sweet Snatcher aka Candy Con Man MUAHAHAHSFAHKHFKHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Heres a funny youtube clip. I think some of you may have seen it before, but still its so amusing.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1WaF4WS-yaU

And this is the famous/infamous 100 bucks if you dont smile clip

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yis7DTXe03M

A lot of people think its controversial because of the conditions of the zoo etc etc but i prefer to see the humour and cuteness in it. Oh wells.

Im preparing a doggy post soon. And I assure you that its far cooler and interesting than random dog icicles.

Monday, October 30, 2006

LIP POST

Whatever peck your excuses are lame. Anyways, Chinese A/O Levels are in about, um 4 days if i'm not wrong and theres nothing much to study for except practice how to answer questions, mug some chenyu (for non chinese flens, cliched proverbs), mug yanyu (longer, cheesier proverbs), try to get into an exam mood blah blah sucks. Grandma's going for another checkup tomorrow morning, i hope everything turns out fine. And no im not pissy this time round. :P Haze raped my morning run bad btw.

So anyway peck is obviously challenging my to post photos of my imba cute dog in his bid to slander it. So i shall take the bait. Here's my dog:
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LOL and BTW

whiteRose -- says (10:49 PM):
cos im damn geeky
I AM A SUCKER FOR POP MUSIC

Damn right there. I'm digging liz phair's 'why cant I'. OMG why cant I stop playing this song!
Haha as long as its uber catchy, has an uber awesome tune, and doesnt exceed -cheesyshit- standards (ala byebyebye) I DIG IT. I DIG IT I DIG IT WOOOWOWOWOWOO!

Anyways I had a real weird dream just now. Like time went topsy turvy. In reality it was 6.20 pm but in my dream it was 6.20 am. I got really really confused over whether it was night or day and battling with the possibility that I had slept 15 hours straight till the next morning. Me dad in my dream was telling me to buy A & W for dinner or something -_-.

And the intermilan champs league match time was playing tricks on my mind as well. In my dream the match finished, but in reality it wasnt. So weird and confounding. Haha my dreams are pretty simple really, not the type of 'omg in my dream the sky was 17 shades of blood-red and that surely foreshadows my painful death' kinda thing.

Haha Im being real random.

Anyway. Inter won the milan derby 4-3. Awesome

And I need to think of a halloween costume to wear to class parteh tomorrow. No dont tell me to be a blob or sth.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

PECKPOST

My sister just called from USA, so Im really quite happy. Happy shes like having a shitload of fun that we cant get down here, and also happy that shes doing OK. Woah Im actually a super tender new age guy man. Sniffles.

Eh? The Adventist Home visit was compulsary meh??? No right? Lip you have clearly jumped to conclusions! I did not go today because I went for a MINDs Sentosa outing on Friday and that thoroughly wore me out. Cost me 22 bucks as well sia.

Well we went up Carlsberg tower, which was OK only for me. After that we went to images of Singapore. And I must commend the youthful staff because they were thoroughly professional about having MINDs kids and entertained them with much enthusiasm. Usually when you are a volunteer at MINDs, you are assigned one particular problematic kid. On friday I got this dude called Daniel. Hahah no it wasnt myself. It was some soft, quiet kid whose company I enjoyed.

And I do prefer MINDs kids to old people. I think I have problems finding things to talk to old people about. Beyond the cursory probes into their life, I dont have much to say really. It makes me happy to see old people happy, but the experience seems to become monotonous after a bit. Well, I havent played carom with them before...but thats about it.

Anyway, time for random pix. I think ill post some botswana pix sometime later.

angels and demons

Doggie holy trinity:


Doggie unholy trinity:

woah dont mess with me plx.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Hahaha smoot pwned. Even if it was for like 15 minutes, it was utter pwnage. Noob. Kahhahaah i hide behind the internet and act bravely. If i repost it our viewership will skyrocket but i may not be alive by the end of next week so... Nyahahahhaa. Btw pecky saw it and i THINK he has the pic. : )

Anyways this morning i went for the adventist home visit thingy at toa payoh which pecky being the dutiful and caring interactor he is, ponned brutally and without mercy. THE FREAKING AH MAS AND AH PEKS WERE LIKE THANKS FOR COMING AND NO THANKS TO PECK FOR NOT COMING. Screwball. I had fun playing chinese chess i wooped panial's ass badly although i got caned at carom(carrom?) by the old mean dudes they have a freaking mean flick okay. Then yong and i degened and talked about pokemon for the rest of the thing hawhaw. Childhood (okay sec3 shuttup) memories. We were laughing about how 70 years from now we'll all be sitting in their places talking about the same things and whacking each other on the backs only that at that time, we'll end up snapping our spines after hitting too hard. Like: HAHAHAH YOU STUPID NOOB WHACK TWISTCRACK OW _____ YOU CHICKENSHID B_______.

Then I went for a threesome in the RJ dark room. There was lots of screaming and running around and angst and cushions and cucumbers. And really big diamonds. Ok that sounded horrible. Plays were good my fav was the last one cuz it was emo and someone died in it. The second one was pretty good cuz i got to see two (!!!) featured LAP(A) GAY(O) shirts that surely must have come from han. I think parren and reuben were cool letards. And dajie has a mean scream. Well shoutout to all those there/acting/directors/AV/stagehands (hahaha).

heehee photo stil.
lol a picture of perfection indeed lippo ^.^

Anyway on to more irritating things. My internet has been real erratic today. Some sites can load, some sites cant, some take 5 minutes to load some take 10. Point is, its real messed up and I am pissed off. I bet some 50 year old chikopek in the neighbourhood is downloading mass gaylord porn and screwing (haha not literally) with the area's internet.

Anyways I think I now have reason to believe that my 14/25 for GX was purely out of Mr. B spite. Hey things happen in the heat of teh moment ok?????

Tis not pretty :/

Friday, October 27, 2006

ZZZ Since weilip insists

To LIP:
HEY PECK:

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Aiks I was extremely angsty today. Esp after class. Just felt moody for no reason.

These last few days lessons have been really whatever. Like during lit everyone completely zoned out. I ended up doodling whilst rayner and martin made some very suggestive speculations about the PC.

My notes:


Hahah I am freaking boliao. Lots of crap on that. Zoom in.


bah. Im going to read

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

O M G SMOOT HAS FREAKIN PWNED MY ASS O M G. O M G LIKE THE ORIGAMI BIRD'S GONNA FLY INTO MY MOUTH.

ZZZ caught at my most vulnerable. Ultimolibrarynoob.

And I have no response to this! Lip wants a strong reply but I have no material at all wth -_-. Anyone got really shitty photos of lip when he was young just send them over. I will use paint to wage some massive carnage.

Anyway today I got assraped in carom by xy. Like at one point he destroyed me 35-3 in a points game, which is freaking imba. And everyone should have caught a whiff of the bouganvilleas that are slathered with shit. Its freaking disgusting. Like a fartbomb cyclone hit the walkway. Total annihilation and utterly distasteful.

And btw does anyone watch princess hours? My mum is hooked onto it. Its quite entertaining, but Im getting hints that it could turn into a long, drawn-out affair chock full of unnecessary filler and irritating love and power struggles. Like seriously lah, just have some kimchi and talk it over man. The viewer can already pre-empt the impeding trouble when they hook up with each other in seemingly lecherous rendezvous -_-.

Haha and speaking of fishing. I just turned down some 1337 offer to spend 9 days on a luxury yacht fishing with my parents free of charge. It's his friend's boat and its godlike, like one of dem ancient wooden tables cost like my house or something and like theres some personal chef on board. Very enticing, but far too late in the year 22-31st Dec. Lol lip lets go fish at seletar reservoir or sth hahahhaha. Apparently theres a croc there too!

Blog soon.

PISSY ---> LOL

Alright so today i wake up feeling massively pissy cuz of a bad dream and also cuz my grandma went to the hospital for a checkup again. Im starting to dread each bloody visit cuz i can never decide whether i want to know what the stupid doctor said or not. Anyways.

Hospitals are interesting places. I noticed that the deeper in a hospital you go, the quieter it gets. First, its the incessent baby-wails and the chatter of the worried and the tired. Then, its the quiet breathing of the sick, restless nights, and hoping that they'll be sent home. Anxious whispers, impatient phone calls, hushed conversations. Finally, at its core, the hospital is dead quiet. The old, the dying, lie in bed, comatose, tubes and wires forcing liquid life into their veins, gas into their lungs, waste out of their bodies.

There are only 2 ways out of hospitals.

Well ok im done being pissy, thanks to boodi for suggesting stupid things i can spend my moneys on (ie. treats for her). Im really interested in going fishing though i think its really cool to just sail out on a freaking yatch and own stupid nobby fisheis who swimswimswim the whole day. We had the farce of trial today with us bullshitting so badly it wasnt even funny near the end when mr rollonoob (I WANT MY MONEYS) had a pained look of exasperation and amusement on his face. shingshong is a gaylord smoker, jenny is a schizo jap-russian, pudi was enjoying his roleplay too much yadadyada. Right boredom rant over.

TIME FOR THE REAL SHITZNIT OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGG TY SMOOT


I LOLED AND YOU SHOULD TOO LOLOOERSKATES WTFPWNED PECK PRICELESS +100000 MILLION POINTS

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

PECKPOST

Yo people. Cant get the bloody site meter to work so thats really pissyfying. Now that the hype has somewhat cooled, Im just going to blog normal and that gaytard lip can do watever he wants.

So yesterday I went for MT house party. I thought it was ok. ZH sang savage garden, we ate some pizza and yeah...wahteverwhatever. And then after that shaun liu wanted to do one of his emo overstretched emo speeches at some secret location and so we trooped down to the steps near the GO.

And then I was like plodding along. And suddenly I stepped on sth and everybody was like "WTF WATUF OMGBBQ YOU NUB NOOBIE NUBCAEKE". And I looked down and lo and behold, its one of dem small deepavali candles on my sole. Then it dawned on me....I HAD STEPPED ON A DEEPAVALI LIGHTED CANDLE FORMATION. In fact in my blurness and clumsiness, I had ruined the whole formation. No disrespect to hindus plx. Hope I did not like mar teh coolio festival.

Anyway this morning I went to the gym. And just before I entered the gym my nose bled. Sure sign of resistance, but nevertheless I owned the treadmill ^^. After that in the afternoon went to see the biannale at city hall. Its not bad. Mr. S went too.

Ok I have nth more to say. Lip says post our message history when we were discussing the blog but Im lazy really.
HEYLO NOOBLATS (FIRST POST + 1)

i figure i owe pecky a favour for ditching his blog way back in 2005 cuz he was a lozer and all but yea, i shall be joint blogging this lil' happyhouse with pecky (im a lozer too). Apparently he thinks hes really cools with his omg2years of blog history like omg i wins at the intarwweb!1!111!one, but i dont care cuz his 3 golden retrievers are uglier than mine hahahahaha. Im writing this shit while prepping for the history trial thing that i somehow got myself into i dowwan to do it it bores me. Skroo it kookeekookee. Awwight so i dont have much to say in my first post just hewwow everyone i hope you can get a few laughs out of this, (and maybe a few tears too, awwww angst ^^). Yep woot smoot.

Oh and on a side note, everyone pris take care and try not to fall sick cuz theres a higher chance that you'll pass your diseases to me and i dont freking want your diseases.
omg first post.