FOR THE FIRST TIME IM GONNA HAVE A CHRISMAS TREE WITH MASSIV ESPAKRLY GLITTER BAUBLZ IN MY ROOM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OF MY VERY OWN

I SHALL NAME IT...






FIRRY!!!


HAHAHAHA DO YOU GET IT FURRY FIRRY???? HGAHAHAHA GOSH I M THE INCARNATION OF WIT AND HUMOUR

Yo its finally over. What a gaylord relief. I noticed a lack of cheers at the end. More like a collective sigh. Is it just me or is the filippino woman a 110% grade A biatch? She's as anal as can be. Poor HQ got pawned. Btw I nearly burnt out yesterday. Lol was going crazy and harrassing my mum all day with trash talk. But today was alright so thank god for that and thank god for my mum too. She put up with like one pile of trash talk every 5 minutes.  

Yeah after exam today I went to play tennis with wally for 2 hours. It was pretty fun but at the end my unfit body was just torn apart. Tennis is one hell of a tiring game if you aren't used to it or don't know how to play it well. The awkward racket movement can really tire your body out and picking up balls makes for some serious back trauma. 

AND I noticed some awesome stuff on my eyebrows and behind my ears after playing. Looks like salt. My mum was pretty freaked out. I thought it was kinda cool. 

Me: But I always thought that when the sweat evaporates the salt crystallizes"

Memum: I have neva seen sumthin like this in my entire life

Me: ...... 

-lull in convo-

Me: Must be the 100 plus I drank. Isotonic salts mah

Memum: Isotonic drinks cheat you. Everything turns to acid in your stomache. 

Me: Well..umm...ah... 

Memum: I must ask my colleagues about this

Me: I could be the first ever

Hmm how interesting this must seem to you..the stuff behind my ears..

Anyway tomorrow I'm going to malaysia with my parents. Apparently we're gonna get my jacket tailor-made there because it's cheaper or something. Gosh I hate the hassle of prom. I hate doing meself up, trying to look good. And yet I don't want to go there looking like a hobo who lost his way. Formal occasion after all. 

Yeah hopefully I can get some great dvds. I'm really trying to get No Country for Old Men, American Gangster and other stuff like Lust, Caution. And some games too. Kwt can my com support COD 4?

Anyway here's an awesome WTF moment from digg. Horror of horrors 

And here's the new song by John Mayer. Say. It's OST The Bucket List which is about 2 terminally ill men (Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman) deciding to spend the rest of their life doing exciting stuff. The video fits the song perfectly. 

And for those that can take a bitta religious humour here are the 9 most badass bible verses from cracked. Real funny. 

 

ASking for it. You shameless birthday hinter now everyone has to get you presents WTF? OH SHIT

Yo lip my birthday is


28 DECEMBER
28 DECEMBER
28 DECEMBER
28 DECEMBER

But really nobody is obliged to give me anything (donno how you gonna give me anyways), esp you lip coz you'll be well...kinda..uh away. A shoutout or sms would be just fine...if that's too much to ask THEN YUR HEARTLESS. My birthday kinda falls on an unfortunate date. It's caught between post-christmas hangover and the new year so it's usually a lonely affair. -Sniffle-. Nah I'm just kidding nowayears I usually celebrate it with my relatives from malaysia. Last year it was at class parteh and I got a lovely cake.

But anyways if you are getting me a present, no food pls. I know it's a natural choice, but really I'm starting to resemble an elephant seal. Big ass, big tummy, no neck and a face that screams feed me.

GL PECK ROFLMAO OH SHIT!

HEY DUDE TELL ME WHENS UR BIRTHDAY AGAIN SOZ I FORGOT KNOW ITS SOON THO IF ITS OVER OOPS ROFLMAO SO I CAN GET YOU SOMETHING UNLIKE YOU WHO DIDNT COME TO SCHOOL ON MINE JUST CUZ OF A LOUSY EXCUSE LIKE A SWOLLEN EYE ZZZZ. NOT SORE O RANYTHING BUT DO YOU FEEL THE CRUSHING GUILT EVISCERATING YOUR PUNY LACK OF HEART?

POST YOUR BIRTHDAY BIG N OBVIOUS ON THIS BLOG SO EVERYONE CAN GIVE YOU PRESENTS.

MAYBE ILL GET YOU A GUN FROM ARMY LAWL AND GET COURT MARTIALED.

OH SHIT!

I BET YOU FORGOT WHEN MINE WAS TOO.

OH SHIT!!!

LIPS JUKEBOX IS OPEN MSG ON MSN IF U WANT REAL SONGS AND NOT THE TRASH UR CURRENTLY LISTENING TO LOL OH SHIT!

K SCREAMING OVER OH SHIT BACK TO H3 ECONS WAIT I DONT HAVE THAT OH SHIT!

Yo gratz to those who finished today. AND PITIES FOR ME. 

Man stupid dragon prose. I hate that mythical eragon like fantasy crap. Faustus was pretty difficult too. Really technical questions that shied away from the main character. 

Ok whatever. The following video is a London Bridge lip synch and there's only one reason to watch it. OH SHIT

watch. And understand. 

  

Hello. 

I HATE ANGSTY OFFRED. DIE BEECH. 

That's right. Who cares about your stoopid dreams and reconstructions. SCREW YOU. RECONSTRUCT THAT. WHINE WHINE WHINE MYBODY UIS A CHALICE MY BODY IS A OVEN WITH NO BUN THE FOOD IS BLAND I NID LUKE I MISS MY MOMMIE 

WHY GAWD I DUN WASTE SO WHY I WANT? BOOK OF JOB I HAD A JOB OHO OFFRED U ARE PUNNY.

Ah cute picture to diffuse my rage

WALL-E  

 

gotta love yong:

Mr. Brightside says (9:52 PM):
coz the concept not new anymore... and its going into self parody
no i just know when they were going to show us saw pecky was squealing like a piglet
lip somethings you dont leave until they leave you says (9:52 PM):
LOL
Mr. Brightside says (9:52 PM):
he was damn cute
lip somethings you dont leave until they leave you says (9:52 PM):
ROFL

Lippost

ROFLPWNAGE


You know dumb blonde jokes ar emean and not always true, but ROFLMAO IF YOU EVER THINK UR STUPID JUST WATCH THIS FOR A NICE EGO BOOST.

LOLLOLOOL AND OUR EDUCATION IN THE US SUCH AS SOUTH AFRICA AND THE IRAQ!?!?!? ROFLMAO. AND EVERYWHERE AND SUCH AS LIKE AND LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey people. Man I'm finding it hard to study. All I do is sleep. Must be premature A-level hangover, which makes things really hard. Recently I've been watching ER reruns during lunchtime, which are awesome. Before greys anatomy, ER pretty much dominated american TV. It's grittier and probably puts more emphasis on the medicine than on the relationships (in contrast to grey's). And oh yeah there was George Clooney, who is like teh sexiest man alive.

And by the way, if any of you girls are considering watching Enchanted, please don't be put off by the shitty review in the ST. I cannot understand why they get a bloody man to review this movie. Mcdreamy + disney + fairytale of princess in another world = expressly for the female demographic spanning all ages. It's the same thing with getting OSF to review transformers. She does not get turned on by giant robots and has no testosterone to get pumping, so obviously the review will suck. The reviews in the US have been really impressive so far. Rottentomatoes says 87%, which is nearly unprecendented for this kinda family friendly, multiple-genre-spanning film (cartoon, comedy, live action, musical WTF).

I myself, being ungirly, am looking forward to no country for old men. Javier Bardem with bad hair and a gas canister for a weapon is win.

Yeah I wonder if any of you have heard of ronald jenkees. No lip he has nothing to do leroy jenkins. He's this nerd musician on youtube that makes some really awesome beats and songs. Comparable to timbaland IMO. Everyone knows Pachelbel's canon in D is probably the most overdone song in the history of man, but he makes it really edgy and cool. I bet Pachelbel would be like HOMG dun desecrate the awesome Baroquean vibe I put into this but he can go away coz Ronaldjenkees owns him.   

Anyway here's a new song from Lifehouse. Whatever it takes. It's nice

Lippost

RHCP - Zephyr Song


Second of the series of simple sounding but poonage geetar

Lippost



Reposting cuz I just listened to the intro solo again and i swear it is the most OWNAGE PIECE OF MONSTER KILL EVER PLAYED. Sends tingles down me spine, the first 1 half or so minutes. Id pay dearly to watch that intro live up close. Oh man.

Matchbox20 - Push



She said I dont know if Ive ever been good enough
Im a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in

quite a strange song but i like it!!

PECKPOST

Gosh I've really let my email inbox run wild for a while. 530 unread messages. Not coz I care about all of them, but I realised that I missed out about 4 or 5 emails from my sis. Bleargh. I also got a really sweet hallmark e-card from her and a really nice message. Btw if you don't know about hallmark's free e-cards they are probably the best you'll find anywhere on the net. Especially hoops and yoyo, which you can find here. It's like a comic cartoon duo that tugs at your heart-strings in an awesomely cute way. Check out I Love You! under Friendship and Love to see what I mean. Or check out I Don't Care Friday here to LOL. Sometimes I get the exact same feeling that Friday is the day to while away in retardom.

And recently I told you my dad went to hawaii. My sis actually met him there. Here are some of the photos. Why do I show photos of other people's lives? Because I don't have one. -sniffle-

It's a bit of a cliche to say that the grass is always greener on the other side, but does the sun in hawaii not kick the sun in singapore's ass?

Mmm. Beach. 

Woah my sis looks like a real surfer girl. Methinks her toenail has more cool than me. 

roflcaeke my dad looks a little frazzled dazzled here. I don't think he has quite grasped the mechanics of using a digicam and therefore feels the need to slant his head to meet the angle of the camera. 

ive been listening to long day about 50 times

Matchbox20 long day

Reach down your hand in your pocket
Pull out some hope for me
Its been a long day, always aint that right
And no lord your hand wont stop it
Just keep you trembling
Its been a long day, always aint that right

PECKPOST

Yo. I just heard about the movie The Other Boleyn Girl, which basically is the story of Anne Boleyn and her sister Mary Boleyn as they vie for the love of Henry VIII. Anne is daring, bold and competitive while Mary is more conservative. The cast sounds absolutely superb - Natalie Portman (Anne), Scarlet Johansson (Mary) and Eric Bana (Henry). Scarlet Johansson, however ice-queen hot she may be actually looks great for this underdog role, because she has a certain pure, untainted look about her as well.























BUT, I think this movie is gonna fail because firstly everyone knows the ending. Anne Boleyn got her damn head chopped off and no I don't want to see Natalie Portman get her head chopped off. It will ruin everything hot I think about Natalie Portman. Secondly Eric Bana is cast as an impotent king which is.. an obviously incongruous image. Thirdly no one ever watches period pieces nowadays because they are filled with torture, poison and indulgent medieval language spoken in an over-british british accent.


You can watch the trailer here if you want.


And here's the new trailer from The Forbidden Kingdom which is based on the story of The Journey to the West. Jet Li as the monk dude? WTF he's supposed to be searching for holy scriptures not kicking ass (I'm not really that hard up about it though, he's quite cool). And what is a white man doing in the picture. Isn't that the guy from Sky High? What's he doing with Sun Wu Kong's awesome cudgel? It totally cheapens the epic, chinese kung fu feel of film to tell the truth.



And lastly here's a music video called Contagious by the Isley brothers featuring R. Kelly. I really like this song because it harks back to the days when RnB was more soulful and smooth, like in the Boys 2 Men era. Nowadays RnB is very usher-ish, much more edgy.

Incidently, the last post was our

444th post!! SI SI SI A LEVLE SI SI SI HAHAHHA

k stupid pun

I got the new MB20 CD, and to my lo and behold surprise, only the first SIX songs are new ROFLMAO. And the new songs pale in comparison to their greatest hits. The good news is, the next ELEVEN SONGS ARE FROM THEIR OLD ALBUMS WHICH I DONT HAV EWHICH I HAV EBEEN WANTING TO OWN BUT COST 40 BUCKS CUZ NO ONE HAS THEM AND THEYRE IMPORTED AND RARE YES!!!

So now ihave stuff like push and long day and mad season WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

I WANNNAAA PUSH YOU DOWN YEAAA I WILL!!!

Hey yo. Just 2 more papers left. After my a levels I'm going to malaysia with my parents for like...5 days? And they didn't even tell me about it. My mum was like the day after your a levels your papa and I are going to malaysia and I was like WTFLOL? So yeah i don't mind. DVDs and cheap awesome food and..DVDs. All I need to become a fully fledged couch potato. I think I'm also gonna buy some com games...some first person shooters. Mmm I'm already dreaming of freedom.

Anyway

here is the simpsons 300 trailer. HILARIOUS if you watch both.

Hey check this out

This is why you should use firefox and not IE.





And this comic humorously presents the discrepancy between the american right wing and the real thing.
























And lastly here's a cool movie coming out. Jumper.

Hello. I just watched the last 10 minutes of the Arsenal Man U game while I was eating something. Riveting stuff. As a neutral observer it was really great to watch. When gallas scored in injury time I was like hotdamn!

Anyway here's a humorous video. What happens when samurai attack the world's fastest speed walker. Does he walk or run?



I must say I've always found speed walking kinda weird. It's like...a redundant sport. Why walk when one can run. And it looks absolutely peculiar, like duck wadling. The first time I saw it I was like LO....WTF? Then again I've seen lamer sports. Like stacking. What's stacking? Well it's literally stacking a bunch of cups -_________________________-.










































Yeah I got to know about it by watching the world stacking championships on espn. The dude was like "I was into drugs....stacking saved my life....." o.0 And another 10 year old kid was like "I practise 5 hours a day everyday". Lol holy moly.

Anyway funny picture. HIDING DIRTY STUFF. LMAO HORSES

DIE AND STAY DEAD SEA HISTORY I CONQUER U ONCE N FOR ALL

Gl for 2x doom lol