When Lip first told me about his runaway maid and her angsty note, I cracked up. I know its not right, and its a real tragedy, but the way he put it was absurdly funny because it was totally unexpected and he did that LOLWTF thing.
Anyway having working parents and an aging grandmother, there have been quite a few maids in the family, usually 2 at any period because me ama needs a lot of help getting around. And I can single out a few of them that were total bitches. I swear I'm not exaggerating. In fact I could call them worse and still be speaking the truth.
There was one called Silva. I had her when I was really young, around k1, k2, p1 p2 I think. Those were pwwnage days. My cheebye goodness, she used to twack and slap me real hard (on my face especially frequently!) whenever I didn't do something right or didnt do something SHE wanted...which is like 5907073827423 times a day. Hotdamn I was mangled lolol.
Of course I didn't know better then and I was a rather quiet, demure angel so after she twacked me I was still damn ladida and guai, didn't tell on her. Well after that she had some serious beef with my mom and they had a cussin match in the living room. Later on when I told memum about teh hitting my mum nearly imploded. What a she-monster that Silva was. She's like the only maid I would have NO HESITATION in STABBING if I ever ever meet her again. TRY ME BIATCH ILL IMPALE YOU!
Well the other example of maid-evilness comes in the form of Lucy. Lucy was with my family around my secondary school years. So you see we decided to renovate my current house (near holland rd) back then and so we made the decision to stay in the terrace house at Coronation Rd West for about 2 years. Thats near the twinnies and near els (though I didn't know until like this year).
So at first we had to send the maids to the coronation rd terrace house to clean it up because essentially it was a shitehole. Turns out that when it was sleazy lucy's turn she ended up fornicating with her boyfriend in the master-bedroom. It also turns out that she had a few foreign worker boyfriends as well, so that's kinda whorish. Got herself pregnant, lied to me mum and quit before my mum could find out and kick her ass. When she left she stole a ton of clothes and stuff. Only after that did story get patched together, through talkative maid networks, her noob boyfriend calling the house, her new employer calling etc. Needless to say my mum was livid.
Haha. I am so bitchy today.
Anyways went to play badminton with sianyaokwt today. Me and kwt were off-form but we still kick twinnie butts. Lots of cool insane shots were played, and we suanned each other the whole time. Funny. But Sian catalysed the demise of my already smashed up dopod by dropping it on the floor, and thus we will bring it to the shop on monday.
Anyway having working parents and an aging grandmother, there have been quite a few maids in the family, usually 2 at any period because me ama needs a lot of help getting around. And I can single out a few of them that were total bitches. I swear I'm not exaggerating. In fact I could call them worse and still be speaking the truth.
There was one called Silva. I had her when I was really young, around k1, k2, p1 p2 I think. Those were pwwnage days. My cheebye goodness, she used to twack and slap me real hard (on my face especially frequently!) whenever I didn't do something right or didnt do something SHE wanted...which is like 5907073827423 times a day. Hotdamn I was mangled lolol.
Of course I didn't know better then and I was a rather quiet, demure angel so after she twacked me I was still damn ladida and guai, didn't tell on her. Well after that she had some serious beef with my mom and they had a cussin match in the living room. Later on when I told memum about teh hitting my mum nearly imploded. What a she-monster that Silva was. She's like the only maid I would have NO HESITATION in STABBING if I ever ever meet her again. TRY ME BIATCH ILL IMPALE YOU!
Well the other example of maid-evilness comes in the form of Lucy. Lucy was with my family around my secondary school years. So you see we decided to renovate my current house (near holland rd) back then and so we made the decision to stay in the terrace house at Coronation Rd West for about 2 years. Thats near the twinnies and near els (though I didn't know until like this year).
So at first we had to send the maids to the coronation rd terrace house to clean it up because essentially it was a shitehole. Turns out that when it was sleazy lucy's turn she ended up fornicating with her boyfriend in the master-bedroom. It also turns out that she had a few foreign worker boyfriends as well, so that's kinda whorish. Got herself pregnant, lied to me mum and quit before my mum could find out and kick her ass. When she left she stole a ton of clothes and stuff. Only after that did story get patched together, through talkative maid networks, her noob boyfriend calling the house, her new employer calling etc. Needless to say my mum was livid.
Haha. I am so bitchy today.
Anyways went to play badminton with sianyaokwt today. Me and kwt were off-form but we still kick twinnie butts. Lots of cool insane shots were played, and we suanned each other the whole time. Funny. But Sian catalysed the demise of my already smashed up dopod by dropping it on the floor, and thus we will bring it to the shop on monday.
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