Lippost

Hello i just ate a shitlunch from macs delivery, which prompted me to write this lil review.

Everyone knows the lil yellow suckers part of every fast food meal - glistening sponges of oil deep fried to an unholy perfection. For a geek definition (straight from wiki):

French Fries, commonly known as fries (North America), or chips (United Kingdom, Ireland, and most Commonwealth nations), are pieces of potato that have been cut into batons and deep-fried.

In areas where "chips" is the common term, "French fries" usually refers to the thinner variant found in US-influenced fast food restaurants, or to the even thinner "shoestring potatoes". In North America "chips" generally means potato chips (called "crisps" in the UK and Ireland), which are deep-fried very thin slices of potato that are usually served at room temperature. A more recent hybrid of thicker cross-cut splicings, and generally eaten hot, is "waffle-cut potatoes" (not to be confused with potato waffles made from reconstituted potato).

So I guess everyone has their favourites and stuff, but this is my 10-fry review, going from shitheap to heavenly:

10) BK fries: OMG THESE ARE UTTER SHITPIECES. THE CARDBOARD THAT IT COMES IN TASTES BETTER AND HAS LESS FAT AND IS MORE COLOURFUL. SCREW U BK FRIES SHOULD BE RENAMED TO HAMSTER SHIT. NOT THAT IV EEATEN THOSE. k rant over

9) KFC normal fries: Coming close to utter shitheapness, KFC normal fries blow! Thats why they have mashed potato and chis fries, to mask their inadequecies at making semi decent fries. Only reason why i rate this above BK fries is cuz they arent as cardboardey

8) Macs normal fries: Just had these, MAN they suck. You can get really short snaps at the bottom and longer greasy oil sponges sometimes, which really just blows why cant they be in a normal and predictable size. TOo damn bloody oily

7) Macs shaker fries: Same, but saved by pepper or random flakes

6) Mos fries: I like these cuz you can actually taste the potato. Fat lil buggers that dont make you too sick cuz theres less surface area to desecrate with grade V petroleum. Hot too!

5) KFChis fries: Im big fan of cheese so actually im grading the cheese. I love the cheese tho sometimes the whole thing makes you sick as hell. Maybe mos should go above these. But yea i love the cheese. Unhealthy globs of artery-clog

4) Macs curly fries: These are actually not bad imitations! But they do taste SOMEWHAT different tis a subtle taste that is all but forgotten ever since AnW got bbqed.

3) LJ's crispy as hell fries: Niec! Esp the lil fried shavings they give which dont do anything except be fried and sit around glowing in oil. But yea realyl crispy and taste nice too.

2) Carl's Junior waffle cut fries with salsa: pwnage. A combination of mos potato-genuiness, curly fry taste and crispyness. I love em esp with the free salsa that they give i could eat a whole ground of them. Not really fair competition though, ex as rofl.

1) AnW curly fries of ownage with meat sauce: best ever too bad they closed down. For those that remember i think you'd agree that its way above all the others. Man they pwn.