Back from field camp with about a million bruises and cuts to show for it. And an ingrown toenail which blos. Lets see, the worst thing that happened in field camp...

At 530 am we woke up to about a million grenades exploding around us (thunderflashes, not real ones they just make a loud loud loud bang and a flash.) So i was busy putting on my sock in pitchblackness with my eyes half closed and sand sticking to my uni my rifle slung from the night before and PHWEWWWW a bright trail of flame streaked through the sky and exploded. I was like O.O for a whole minute until about 5 more exploded and i leapt back into my grave (we dug them that day) covered me head and screamed what i was supposed to scream. Then we got destroyed by the commanders for doing the wrong things, scrweeed for about one and a half hours :(

Getting fired at by a machine gun with grenades exploding around you while crawling as fast as you can under barbed wire is :(. At the end, youre supposed to aggro this dummy with ur rifle and bayonet. SO the commanders tell you to be aggressive and stuff, but seriously, at the end of the crawl through wire and sand, at the end of the camp with all the shit and torture and 0 sleep and crap food and stench and no bath and general roughing up, you are just so damn angry that you naturally unleash subhuman bestial rage on the stupid dummy and just lose your mind and go berserk on it. hhahaha

k army sucks i stop talking about army now.