HELLO IM BACK FOR A DAY TIL 20TH DECEMBER 7.15PM WHICH IS MY BLUDY REPORTING TIME GRRRR.
K i just finished dinner booked out at about 6++ reached home at 7+ or so. Army's been preddy shitty these days but not unbearably so. Because i cannot remember whole days and what i did, heres a list of random shit that i've experienced.
1) Plz dont be blur (peck) especially when theyre doing anal stuff like checking equipment or signing INSIDE the DAM box (if your sig touches the box itself you get royally owned) or stomping properly or addressing your sergeant platoon sergeant or wdv shat. Lal. Just move fast as hell and youll be fine :D
2) EVERONE DAMN *(@U%()@*%()@* VULGAR. WE GRITTED THE SERGEANTS AND THEY SAY FK U CB. 3 common adjectives : LJ, CB, FKU etcetc LAL. but everyones freakingownage shittalker cuz all of them are hokkien/malay bengs and will just say F U in ur face LOL.
3) You start feeling damn stupid after awhile. As you can see i have lost the ability to form long sentences. I've not used my brain since i've enlisted, cept memorising shit like the core values and 5 marching commands and my your sergeants are. I t hin k i lost 50 IQ since i became a dum soldier. cry. Left right left. left right left. left right left. zzzz.
4) Too much food. Seriously. Ask for less cuz youll be fed again and again and again until you die. Pray for ice cream days. And western food. Rest = suck.
5) IF YOU'RE NOT NOT MOVING BY 1030 AT NIGHT WHEN LIGHTS OFF YOU ARE SCREWED. Oh and yo uwake at 5.30 for most days.
6) Training blows hard. I cant lift my arms now. Basically you have about.... 4 PT sessions a day, 5 if you have night trainings. Cuz you do warm ups and stuff which last about an hour and are enough to tire you out before the real pt.
7) I SPRAINED MY FINGER :( BUT I GOT TO SKIP A FEW ACTIVITIES :D Chay yeow is in my platoon :D
8) Shout like you've never shouted before :( Prepar eto be shouted at like like you've never been shouted at before :((((.
9) OXFORD > ME. GRAT TO ANYONE THAT GOT IN.
10) K whatever im bored of blogging about army i shall do more important things. Post on tag if you want a qn answered. Army blos.
K i just finished dinner booked out at about 6++ reached home at 7+ or so. Army's been preddy shitty these days but not unbearably so. Because i cannot remember whole days and what i did, heres a list of random shit that i've experienced.
1) Plz dont be blur (peck) especially when theyre doing anal stuff like checking equipment or signing INSIDE the DAM box (if your sig touches the box itself you get royally owned) or stomping properly or addressing your sergeant platoon sergeant or wdv shat. Lal. Just move fast as hell and youll be fine :D
2) EVERONE DAMN *(@U%()@*%()@* VULGAR. WE GRITTED THE SERGEANTS AND THEY SAY FK U CB. 3 common adjectives : LJ, CB, FKU etcetc LAL. but everyones freakingownage shittalker cuz all of them are hokkien/malay bengs and will just say F U in ur face LOL.
3) You start feeling damn stupid after awhile. As you can see i have lost the ability to form long sentences. I've not used my brain since i've enlisted, cept memorising shit like the core values and 5 marching commands and my your sergeants are. I t hin k i lost 50 IQ since i became a dum soldier. cry. Left right left. left right left. left right left. zzzz.
4) Too much food. Seriously. Ask for less cuz youll be fed again and again and again until you die. Pray for ice cream days. And western food. Rest = suck.
5) IF YOU'RE NOT NOT MOVING BY 1030 AT NIGHT WHEN LIGHTS OFF YOU ARE SCREWED. Oh and yo uwake at 5.30 for most days.
6) Training blows hard. I cant lift my arms now. Basically you have about.... 4 PT sessions a day, 5 if you have night trainings. Cuz you do warm ups and stuff which last about an hour and are enough to tire you out before the real pt.
7) I SPRAINED MY FINGER :( BUT I GOT TO SKIP A FEW ACTIVITIES :D Chay yeow is in my platoon :D
8) Shout like you've never shouted before :( Prepar eto be shouted at like like you've never been shouted at before :((((.
9) OXFORD > ME. GRAT TO ANYONE THAT GOT IN.
10) K whatever im bored of blogging about army i shall do more important things. Post on tag if you want a qn answered. Army blos.
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